Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML
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Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, I pulled over because my cell phone was ringing, as it's now illegal to use in a car. I finished the call when a motorcycle cop on side of road pulls up behind me and comes over. The reason? "You pulled off the road and it was suspicious, then I ran your plate…" FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
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jquibell 2
why didn't you just show him the last number dialed on your phone? I'm sure that a cop would know the local police phone number
klutzyduck1 24
It probably wasn't a DUII driver...it was probably just a person using their cell phone, just like you. I see it all the time, especially with texters.
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Comments (265)
FlipperDolphin 2
Most likely the call was logged. Twice. Once at the public safety answering point, once at your cell carrier. Your cell phone probably won't be admissible in court, but either of those would.
theycallmejosi 0
thats what you get for trying to snitch on someone, fagg!!
jonahokongo 0
hhahahaha ******* snitch that's what u get
bobbernip 0
snitches get stitches
nixom1334 6
wait, if the cop was close enough to see you on the phone why did he not see the swerving car
Lightninglord 0
Snitch = very immature way of saying the word "Integrity". To the OP: you could have just showed the number on your cell :P. And I truly respect you for your integrity :).
aces88 1
Hahahahahha. that's what you get for tryin to be a rat.
bry214 0
you should of mind your business !!
birdie013 0
until the drunk kills someone and you did nothing about it, it's now on you buddy. Ive had 2 friends killed by drunk drivers, **** off
docscientist 10
Come on, don't be twelve, take some responsibility for yourself and those around you by protecting those from danger and stupidity, like drunk driving. The last thing you want is a drunk driver hitting and killing someone you love because someone didn't want to be a "snitch."
whiteboiXx 0
next time don't be a snitch..,