Transportation: Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't...

By Anonymous - 31/05/2015 13:58 - United States

Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML

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By anythingjean - 25/05/2009 21:46 - Canada

Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML

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By crop circle galore - 06/09/2014 02:36 - United States

Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML

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You deserved it 3 220

By Silent - 01/06/2012 14:24 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML

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You deserved it 4 681

By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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You deserved it 3 009

By socially awkward cupcake - 16/02/2017 15:52

Today, a guy I like tried to talk to me. I got so nervous that I had a panic attack and puked in front of him. FML

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You deserved it 400

By Tee - 10/11/2009 02:20 - Australia

Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML

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You deserved it 5 436

By Chris - 22/10/2009 04:57 - Canada

Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML

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You deserved it 4 883

By Anonymous - 04/03/2013 14:23 - Taiwan - Taipei

Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML

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You deserved it 7 621

By Revalation - 27/08/2011 23:06 - United States

Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML

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You deserved it 3 075

By Nicked - 25/04/2009 11:50 - Israel

Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML

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You deserved it 15 796

DevilsMetsGiants 30

Monday 1 June 2015 7:23

That's actually adorable. But no worries OP, I'm sure it won't be the last time a guy hits on you.

DestinyNiya 33

Monday 1 June 2015 7:21

Aha, he probably thought you were cute ^_^

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DestinyNiya 33

Monday 1 June 2015 7:21

Aha, he probably thought you were cute ^_^

MrsPegg 45

Monday 1 June 2015 11:01

And/or a little off in the mind. Poor OP. I really do feel for her. :(

noonenoeone 22

Monday 1 June 2015 12:29

He probably thought you weren't interested...I sure wouldn't think getting rejected like that was cute.

mannatee 19

Monday 1 June 2015 14:51

Or he had a normal reaction and was really hurt. Getting rejected in a way that's obvious is not cute at all.

SystemofaBlink41 27

Tuesday 2 June 2015 4:07

Especially if there were people around.

Unbearable_fml 21

Monday 1 June 2015 7:21

More like FHL. I'm sorry that happened though, OP! Hopefully things worked out.

stingray112 24

Monday 1 June 2015 15:41

I've always wondered in these situations if the other person has the FML app too and he goes on it and then he's like " Oh so that's what happened" but anyway yeah no worries OP I doubt he likes you any less for it and prob just knows you were nervous.

DevilsMetsGiants 30

Monday 1 June 2015 7:23

That's actually adorable. But no worries OP, I'm sure it won't be the last time a guy hits on you.

BigC_from_Bama 16

Monday 1 June 2015 7:56

I'd feel like an ugly bastard if that happened to me. Like damn, I'm so ugly she forgot we on a bus...

mexican_music 13

Monday 1 June 2015 12:54

I wouldn't be too sure

Dick_diamond 22

Monday 1 June 2015 13:26

And you're sure of this because??? OP herself says it's been a while, hence her reaction..

brand125 17

Monday 1 June 2015 15:11

38 - what are you talking about? wrong comment?

blubje 17

Monday 1 June 2015 19:23

It might be the last time this particular guy hits on her though

wheresmymary 22

Monday 1 June 2015 7:25

Awkwardness is always the best way to start relationships!

TheOneShogun1996 6

Monday 1 June 2015 7:25

I'm sorry, OP. Things will get better, I promise.

RowanNightShade 22

Monday 1 June 2015 7:26

And this, kids, is how I met your father.

Iwannarock1 19

Tuesday 2 June 2015 8:00

not her. she sounds silly.

WOTAN1488 24

Monday 1 June 2015 7:28

Possibility of receiving a mixed reaction is high.

Sophia94 9

Monday 1 June 2015 7:34

I read "hit me" instead of "hit on me" and was really confused especially after reading comments like "that's adorable"

sarahj13 13

Monday 1 June 2015 7:43

I once told this guy after he started flirting with me that there are 2 kinds of sloths 2 toes and three toed. Needless to say he stopped taking to me. I'm so awkward but my boyfriend told me it is adorable , so don't worry op and get back out there!!!