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United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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hotmommy
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went to the mall with my daughter. She asked me if she could go see Santa, so I said yes. She made me sit on his lap with her, and that's when I felt something on my bum. Let's just say Santa had a present for me. FML
moopymoplady
Canada
Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML
perenoel
France
Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML
Santa
Canada
Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML
Loola
France
Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, a man dressed as Santa Claus walked by me, grabbing my butt. He smelled of pipe tobacco and pee. He pulled me close to him and whispered, "I bet you're naughty but you feel so nice." I looked dumbfounded at him as he winked and yelled, "You're on my list." FML
HOe HOe HOe
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML
lonewolf2701
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my manager sent me a text message with a picture of Santa masturbating, with a message that said he wished me a white Christmas. FML
tishihish
United States
Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML
unknown
Canada
Today, I brought my 6-year-old to the mall to sit on Santa's lap. She told him what she wanted and smiled for the picture. When the lady told her that her turn was over, she began throwing a fit, pulling off Santa's beard in the process. This caused all the kids in line to begin sobbing. FML
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XxNINJA_28xX 8
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yeyah3 2
Come sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that "pops up" ;)
sexy_lola21 0
If you're old enough to know what an erection is then you're probably too old to be sitting on santas lap.
CJBaseball6 0
Santa wants you for Christmas.
bella3911 6
Looks like he was telling u what he wants for Christmas;)
lauralavenderbab 0
Well mrs clays doesn't cut it anymore
madashell43 3
So I guess for Santa it truly was a "Merry Christmas"
evaRed 0
What were you wearing?!
teh_uber_muffin 3
Such a tease... don't blame Santa for being manly...
shaniqualee 2
One time that happened to me. I was 5 and I saw on Santa's lap and felt something hard protruding from his lap. I tried to adjust myself around it, but I accidentally slipped and it went inside me. Never had I felt such a rush! I started ride him faster and harder and faster and harder until all of sudden he was like, "Santa...Santa is...Santa is COMING!!" He dumped loads and loads inside of me and I was like awww yeah, I'm going to get an awesome present.