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mfischer United States

Today, I sat on my balls while at a restaurant. As I was wincing in pain and readjusting myself, my girlfriend came and sat on my lap. She landed directly on my nuts. After a minute or two, I stood up, only to rack myself once again on the corner of the table. FML

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mfischer 17

I was wearing regular jeans. I do occasionally wear skinny jeans, but nothing like this ever happened.

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1dvs_bstd 41

Ohh nuts! FYL

perdix 31

Three strikes, no balls . . . you're out!

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Comments (195)

luminis12 23

You sir, have some big balls

emily689 25

She sat on your lap in a restaurant? o_O

Federgirl 19

Dang that's just bad luck!! FYL.

SexyMexi21 23

hahaha... damn

JIMMY_THE_JEW_II 17

how can you be so dumb?

haphazardly 15

What kind of **** sits on someone's lap in a public restaurant