Today, I said something in class and someone mimicked me. In a self-pitying mood, I exclaimed, "Everybody hates me!" The girl behind me then said, "Pretty much." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that that person is me. FML
Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that person is me. FML
Today, my sister was upset because she felt like no one liked her. Without thinking, I replied, "It's okay. If I acted like you, people would probably hate me, too." This sounded sympathetic in my head. FML
Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone hates you, just die." FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, at university, I worked up the courage to speak up in a lecture hall of 200 people. I raised my hand, made my point, and felt pretty good until the professor said, “That’s exactly what I said like five minutes ago.” Half the room turned to look at me like I'd just woken up from a nap mid-class. Which I had. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, in class the guy next to me was talking to a girl across the room using gestures to help get across his message. Apparently, pointing at me is the best way to say "ugly." FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
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Top comments
trulyinsane 0
self pitying mood = instant YDI
Bardock 0
You asked for it.
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Comments (115)
invision1994 0
Chances are the girl was just being a bitch. Maybe stop acting all self-hating and possibly emo now?
timtam24 0
clearly the girl was kidding, something that's seems to be unheard of to lots of people on this site.
U_idiot 1
Don't be so annoying then.
Vertoule 7
Suck it up buttercup and move on.
Jennydew 0
#56, I love Joe Dirt! Waaahburger and French cries...hilarious!!!
Shadydeals 0
Middle Scholl drama, lol.
slightlyfuched 0
YDI for being an emo. And what are you doing on FML? This is not a place for 12 year olds. I can't believe this actually got posted. Go sit in the corner, OP.
tony8pie 0
Stop being such a dick! Maybe then people won't hate you...
Icutu7 0
YDI for not eating Mexican tacos on the fourth of November =)
Paige_Nicole10 0
gahh stop being psycho then everyone wouldnt hate you