Miscellaneous: Today, I said something in class and someone mimicked me. In...

By guitar_chick7 - 20/08/2009 08:54 - Australia

Today, I said something in class and someone mimicked me. In a self-pitying mood, I exclaimed, "Everybody hates me!" The girl behind me then said, "Pretty much." FML

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By eemp - 05/02/2010 05:01 - France

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML

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Thursday 20 August 2009 16:51

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dumpless 13

Sunday 19 April 2015 18:15

Girl behind you=savage

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 20 April 2015 13:22

You should've said "go to hell asshole". Otherwise, you had it coming.

Vaati_fml 20

Tuesday 3 November 2015 1:20

I don't hate you OP.

marthamydear23 9

Friday 25 August 2017 16:59

you sound lime a big whiner. nobody likes that.

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