nityasomaiya
Sydney, Australia
Today, I was supporting my aunt as she gave birth. She was getting tired during the pushing stage, so I tried to encourage her by making a show of pushing as well with each contraction. I got a little too into it and accidentally gave birth to a little turd of my own. FML
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Redoxx_fml 22
Congratulations!
GrinchFu1 27
Did you name it!?
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Redoxx_fml 22
Congratulations!
Redoxx_fml 22
Hope OP dropped her kids off at the pool after, if you know what I mean
ironmany_fml 23
congratulations it is a turd
derpina72 23
Awwwww! How sweet! Was it a boy or a girl? What'd you name him/her?
Chiharo 15
Was it a boy or a girl?
shemademedoit 20
were you pregnant?
warsun 27
Do you not know what a turd is?
shemademedoit 20
yeah just got that. I'm half asleep
PePziNL 20
Or she is actually pregnant and really, really doesn't like babies.
socialproduct 19
^^^why does this not have more upvotes? lmao
GrinchFu1 27
Did you name it!?
twitchywaffles 26
Your mother now has a little granddoody
alexlots 20
Messy situation
thatguynamedsky 32
messy shituation
sonshadsil94 15
I'm trying to figure out why 30 is thumbed up. Aren't shit puns generally met with a barrage of down thumbs?
Chicagoillinois 18
No but a comment pointing things out is apparently!
ironmany_fml 23
its right there after a shitty situation
emilyjgraham 34
I for one have not seen anyone use 'SHITuation' so that might be why. There's at least some originality in it rather than 'shitty situation'. It's overdone fellas!
FriendOrFoeIDK 7
What did you name the little brown bundle?
Emfiasz 18
Sounds like you gave birth to a brown baby boy, and what did you name the little darling?
organizse 28
Who's the father?
Cads1 24
More to the point was it a natural birth or did you require a C section?
Epikatz 22
Chipotle.
socialproduct 19
I was thinking Taco Bell... but then I guess it would've been premature.
Wolfipoo 31
Haaaaaaaaa, nice one.
ziul123 15
Wow, next time make sure there are no turds hanging out in the rear door.
Roxas_hearts 27
Congratulations! It's a piece of shit!
_Peppermint_ 34
Was it a boy or a girl? :)
sonasonic 34
If it's a boy, I'd name him Adam. If she's a girl, I'd name her Samantha. But if it's a bag of wind and piss, and I highly suspect it is, then I'll name it after you.