By nityasomaiya - Australia - Sydney
Today, I was supporting my aunt as she gave birth. She was getting tired during the pushing stage, so I tried to encourage her by making a show of pushing as well with each contraction. I got a little too into it and accidentally gave birth to a little turd of my own. FML
nityasomaiya tells us more :
It was just my Aunt and the Midwife in the room at the time. I think my Aunt laughing helped her push my cousin out the last little bit. The Midwife was awesome.
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  emilyjgraham  |  34

I for one have not seen anyone use 'SHITuation' so that might be why. There's at least some originality in it rather than 'shitty situation'. It's overdone fellas!

  sonasonic  |  34

If it's a boy, I'd name him Adam. If she's a girl, I'd name her Samantha. But if it's a bag of wind and piss, and I highly suspect it is, then I'll name it after you.