Today, I said something in class and someone mimicked me. In a self-pitying mood, I exclaimed, "Everybody hates me!" The girl behind me then said, "Pretty much." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that that person is me. FML
Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that person is me. FML
Today, my sister was upset because she felt like no one liked her. Without thinking, I replied, "It's okay. If I acted like you, people would probably hate me, too." This sounded sympathetic in my head. FML
Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone hates you, just die." FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, at university, I worked up the courage to speak up in a lecture hall of 200 people. I raised my hand, made my point, and felt pretty good until the professor said, “That’s exactly what I said like five minutes ago.” Half the room turned to look at me like I'd just woken up from a nap mid-class. Which I had. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, in class the guy next to me was talking to a girl across the room using gestures to help get across his message. Apparently, pointing at me is the best way to say "ugly." FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
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trulyinsane 0
self pitying mood = instant YDI
Bardock 0
You asked for it.
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Comments (115)
Sacch2010 0
You shouldn't have said that out loud, but that girl's an obvious bitch. I would have turned around and slugged her.
canadatiremoney 0
the good news is she said pretty much...so thats not everyone :) haha
coston89 0
Not as bad as the time where an asshole friend of mine told me "God doesn't talk to cripples". Note, he views people with glasses as cripples though.
Somto 0
idk where u love but isnt it still summer?
lolwatlol 0
Nothing wrong with that, we all know only people with certain mental conditions hear voices inside their heads, using glasses is clearly not that.
youdontdeserveit_fml 0
ydi for being an attention *****
weasleyismyking 0
Dude, what'd you say? Must've been something bad if you didn't post it on here.
triplethreat13 0
you deserved it. people at my school go around complaining how everyone hates them. nobody tries to disagree with people like that. people who fish for compliments only get them if they do it in moderation, and if they have good friends. that's part of the reason i am best friends with a gay guy, he is quick to give a compliment if someone's feeling down. but there are very very few people who will make a self-pitying person try to feel better.
triplethreat13 0
oh and it's not still summer for people where i live. we started school on monday. i know people who started two weeks ago. we're just the people who get out earlier :)
lolwatlol 0
Megan Fox says you should kill her and then eat her. She says the truth. http://www.movietome.com/infocus/show_blog_entry.php?topic_id=840850
fetusjuice 0
Well what did you say?