Today, I said something in class and someone mimicked me. In a self-pitying mood, I exclaimed, "Everybody hates me!" The girl behind me then said, "Pretty much." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that that person is me. FML
Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that person is me. FML
Today, my sister was upset because she felt like no one liked her. Without thinking, I replied, "It's okay. If I acted like you, people would probably hate me, too." This sounded sympathetic in my head. FML
Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone hates you, just die." FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, at university, I worked up the courage to speak up in a lecture hall of 200 people. I raised my hand, made my point, and felt pretty good until the professor said, “That’s exactly what I said like five minutes ago.” Half the room turned to look at me like I'd just woken up from a nap mid-class. Which I had. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, in class the guy next to me was talking to a girl across the room using gestures to help get across his message. Apparently, pointing at me is the best way to say "ugly." FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
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trulyinsane 0
self pitying mood = instant YDI
Bardock 0
You asked for it.
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Comments (115)
farhil 14
I hate people who get offended by someone agreeing with whatever demoralizing they said about themselves, like "I'm a horrible person", "yep", "well **** you then!" makes me sick YDI
Artyukhina 0
thats what you get you stupid whiny emo kid. i bet you tried to post your life story on here but the FML staff couldn't take the melodrama and threw it away.
Pulcherrimus 0
YDI for being hateable.
girl_oftha_year 0
YDI for thinking it was cute to be in a self pitying mood. you don't say everyone hates you unless your either A) with friends and joking around because they're ripping on you (my friends and I rip on each other all the ******* time) or B) You really feel that everyone hates you and you are emo as **** and think you have the worst life ever. People like you ******* annoy me.
tj3333 6
i feel for u man ive had almost the exact same thing happen to me a number of times i know exactly how u feel.
S_V_E_N 0
#106 i agree totally ahah i know what you're talkin about
ycfan_98 0
you know, it does say if the op is male or female next to their screenname
Fuckers 0
you should chin the bitch.
ACupOfBagels 0
smack the bitch...SMACK HER!!!
ohnoyouDINT 0
i love it when you can determine OP's gender just by reading the FML.
judy89 0
what a bitch...
Roberto22 0
Maybe you should get some self esteem and stop being such a whingy bitch