Today, I said something in class and someone mimicked me. In a self-pitying mood, I exclaimed, "Everybody hates me!" The girl behind me then said, "Pretty much." FML
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Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that that person is me. FML
Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that person is me. FML
Today, my sister was upset because she felt like no one liked her. Without thinking, I replied, "It's okay. If I acted like you, people would probably hate me, too." This sounded sympathetic in my head. FML
Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone hates you, just die." FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, at university, I worked up the courage to speak up in a lecture hall of 200 people. I raised my hand, made my point, and felt pretty good until the professor said, “That’s exactly what I said like five minutes ago.” Half the room turned to look at me like I'd just woken up from a nap mid-class. Which I had. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, in class the guy next to me was talking to a girl across the room using gestures to help get across his message. Apparently, pointing at me is the best way to say "ugly." FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
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Top comments
trulyinsane 0
self pitying mood = instant YDI
Bardock 0
You asked for it.
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Comments (115)
stryker0530 0
haha u have no friends ur a loser and u always will be hahahaha! i dont feel bad 4 u freak
beetman5 4
lol troll
deaditegirl 0
YDI for whining and fishing for compliments like that.
Vaati_fml 20
She told a story about something bad that happened to her, which is the very purpose of this site. How's that fishing for compliments?
ninja578 0
don't warry, its not that bad u can always go in with a gun and kill every one there
RJB 0
Think instead of you killing everybody and making money for your family as a Troll you should have gone to spelling class. ;-)
gothic_cat_lady 0
aw, hun. The good news is, there's life after high school. You just have to make it through.
morpher910 0
holy crap, someone on fml who seems nice.
timtam24 0
Don't worry about it ay, we do stuff like that at school all the time, just joking around. She probably didn't mean it. If she did well don't say everyone hates me really loud when they do.
fireandice27 0
#16 - You shouldn't make a joke about things like that... EVER.
justanotheruser 0
yeah...i know how that feels... :
hbhman 0
I have never commented on this site before or even felt the need to comment, and a lot of really stupid people have somehow been able to get their FMLs through. Now, though, I have this overwhelming need to let you know I hate you, too. I have never met you, but I hate you a lot after that FML. I hope you stop going through life with this ridiculous "woe is me" attitude. It's going to get you nowhere. It's probably the reason why you get made fun of and everyone hates you. I'd like to point out that I'm normally a very kind and understanding person, but this is just plain stupid.
stillfreakingout 0
This.
ilikeboys 0
what's with all the gay fmls today??
DeathByFalchion 0
Ugh, somehow I doubt you deserve this. It sounds like you're surrounded by a bunch of assholes.
Vaati_fml 20
Thank you for not being a jerk.