Today, I said something in class and someone mimicked me. In a self-pitying mood, I exclaimed, "Everybody hates me!" The girl behind me then said, "Pretty much." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that that person is me. FML
Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that person is me. FML
Today, my sister was upset because she felt like no one liked her. Without thinking, I replied, "It's okay. If I acted like you, people would probably hate me, too." This sounded sympathetic in my head. FML
Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone hates you, just die." FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, at university, I worked up the courage to speak up in a lecture hall of 200 people. I raised my hand, made my point, and felt pretty good until the professor said, “That’s exactly what I said like five minutes ago.” Half the room turned to look at me like I'd just woken up from a nap mid-class. Which I had. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, in class the guy next to me was talking to a girl across the room using gestures to help get across his message. Apparently, pointing at me is the best way to say "ugly." FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
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Top comments
trulyinsane 0
self pitying mood = instant YDI
Bardock 0
You asked for it.
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Comments (115)
I_Deserved_It 10
Oh noes, I insulted myself and someone agreed with me. Now I will get the sympathy of 1,000 internets! YDI for fishing for compliments.
hbhman 0
True. Fishing for compliments = lame.
whosdatchick 0
you sound like a retard, js
crazyjack 0
YDI for trying to be emo
CFR 0
Aww =( But usually, if you say self pitying stuff/basically anything and you're not popular, people will say stuff like that girl did, because they think they're clever. Trust me, I know how these bastards work =P It's better to ignore them.
AshleyRose784 0
wah, a girl in class repeated me and everyone hates me...do you want a bottle too you big baby? grow up
shostakovich 0
Self-pity? Yeah, get out of my sight.
MadeOfAwesome 1
You asked for that. No one's going to feel sorry for you. I hate to break it to you, but not everybody loves you. Now get over it (:
SimpleSimon 0
Care for some cheese with your whine? Jesus Christ, get a grip.
HotSauce_fml 0
stfu emo kid
JanisEvans 10
That's what you deserve and get for self-pity... No wonder everybody hates you...
chunkofchange 0
get over yourself. people hate you for a damn good reason