Today, I said something in class and someone mimicked me. In a self-pitying mood, I exclaimed, "Everybody hates me!" The girl behind me then said, "Pretty much." FML
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Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that that person is me. FML
Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that person is me. FML
Today, my sister was upset because she felt like no one liked her. Without thinking, I replied, "It's okay. If I acted like you, people would probably hate me, too." This sounded sympathetic in my head. FML
Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone hates you, just die." FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, at university, I worked up the courage to speak up in a lecture hall of 200 people. I raised my hand, made my point, and felt pretty good until the professor said, “That’s exactly what I said like five minutes ago.” Half the room turned to look at me like I'd just woken up from a nap mid-class. Which I had. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, in class the guy next to me was talking to a girl across the room using gestures to help get across his message. Apparently, pointing at me is the best way to say "ugly." FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
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trulyinsane 0
self pitying mood = instant YDI
Bardock 0
You asked for it.
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Comments (115)
Ridyn 0
It's prolly because you're a bitch!
Jennydew 0
That's when I would have turned around and bitch-slapped her.....
amaranthphantom 0
Grow up.
xOblivion 0
lol you asked for it
lologirl419 0
what are you, five? Because you sound just like my little sister, trying to get us all to say we love her YDI for trying to get pity, but failing. I agree with all the others putting down self-pity...
DameGreyWulf 1
Well, initially, do not fish for compliments or leave yourself vulnerable for assault like that. And then... who cares if everyone hates you? It's not even everyone, it's just the people in that class/your school. Last I checked, that's not everyone. AND THENNN... who cares if someone made fun of you? It happens.
kelsozilla 0
we all have our self-pitying days... it's normal as long as it's not an everyday thing. i just advise that you try to keep it to yourself or to only talk about it to people who truly care about you because they can help. the people who you were with are just plain rude and they're not proving themselves to be any better by mocking you. just keep your head up high because theirs are obviously low if they stoop low enough to say stuff like that about anyone.
Kittylilstar 0
It sucks, but anyways do you really care what those morons thinks of you? Are they by any means important to you? in school everyone hates everyone and for them not having a reason to hate someone is already big reason to hate them even more, in school most (maybe not all, but most) students are annoying assholes who are still little immature kids who won't ever grow up while they're at school, so just ignore them and stop giving a crap of what they think, if you don't give them the reaction the want they may eventually get bored and stop to annoy you. And don't try self-pity, everyone hates it and most people will profit of those to offend you. And that girl, maybe she was just joking or she's just the one who hates you along with those that mimicked you, unless she knows everyone in the class well she can't really speak for them, you should have told her to **** off.
Unregistered 0
lol somebody had a terrible high school experience christ hey guess what mabe if u werent such a ******* prick and made some friends maybe you wouldnt have that opinion about high school you ******* loser seriously kids who are auctually telling her its not her fault should seriously consider not being at home all the ******* time and get a ******* life
cturtle 2
That's just plain mean. What a ****! It's okay, I still think you're cool.
drinkupgorgeous 0
Oh no, your life is over and everyone hates you because you were mocked Go get a waaaahmburger and some french cries to flush out that self pity.