Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML
Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend full-on peeing into our tiny trash bin. The trash bin was basket material, so the pee was all over the floor. Once he'd finished, he went to bed, passed out and left me to clean it all up. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
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Shmoe 0
Oh, I didn't see the word 'dog'.
Juggalette_623 9
I've had this happen to me before. Damn dogs. -_-"
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Comments (265)
capgray 0
vampire dog
horselover99 0
EXACT same thing happened to me
greendaygirl112 0
yuck srry tohear that though
Dani3264 0
well sorry that the Maxie pads have failed you
tessie98love 0
wouldnt the blood be dried ? but still thats gross. but not really fml.
jrtepechis 6
yeah my dogs did that too with my tampons . I thought it was weird and annoying but my husband says that the reason they chew them up is because to them it smells like a female dog on heat
Shadow_Phantom 26
You're supposed to flush those... As for the OP, FYL... I hate it when dogs do that, my grandma's dogs did it all the time.
zangii1995 0
exit the house. once he tastes your blood he will try and kill you
Raddaya 3
I am astounded nobody said anything about you saying Oh God. (I'm not one of them. These religious fanatics are just quite common on this place.) FYL. Poor you. That must be a pain in the ass to clean up.
colorguardgeek 8
ugh! that happens to me all the time! stupid dogs!!!!
jewelsfml 0
I had that happen on a trip to Florida in some rich persons house on white rugs!!! I feel ya