By Anonymous - 25/05/2012 17:56 - United Kingdom
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Set up a hidden camera and get another pair so you can catch him.
Okay, here's the plan.. put on some new wipers, but rig them to electrocute the thief. That'll show him! Just.. make sure you don't touch them. Or get them wet. Okay, this is a bad idea, so never mind.
68 just google it and you'll find in 1 minute or less that it means "Allah is the Greatest", if you don't know who Allah is, he's their god. Long live google, eradicating stupidity everywhere! And 75 in case you were not just joking, you're a dam moron racist. If it was a joke, get new jokes it was a bad one.
No one is stealing them. Your car is a transformer, and he hates the ones you buy for him, so every time you leave, he chucks them as far away as possible, then turns into a car again.