Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML
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Today, after my windshield wipers being stolen twice in a row, I decided to hide in my car to catch the thief. I fell asleep. When I woke up, the new wipers were gone. FML
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I wanted to go shopping in my new car that I bought just a month ago. When I stepped outside, I saw someone had smashed the driver side's window. They didn't even steal anything. FML
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
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Top comments
Renesaga 8
Okay, here's the plan.. put on some new wipers, but rig them to electrocute the thief. That'll show him! Just.. make sure you don't touch them. Or get them wet. Okay, this is a bad idea, so never mind.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
No one is stealing them. Your car is a transformer, and he hates the ones you buy for him, so every time you leave, he chucks them as far away as possible, then turns into a car again.
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Comments (120)
picklemonger 13
Jesus Christ! Where do you live? Russia???
truthbringer007 6
Wtf?!??!
mattorama 15
This is why people should be allowed to own guns more freely in the UK. If you want to steal my wiper blades, that's fine, but you might find a couple cartridges of 00 buck in your face.
AntonioMontana 0
UK is a joke to us in America.. Just so you know, "chap".
chacegrr 0
OP, you've obviously never been to /b/ ;).
BellaMarta 19
Why would anyone steal windshield wipers? They're not that expensive!
Fonze13 0
Maybe he needed new ones and the ones he stoled first got stoled form him
AntonioMontana 0
*stole. *stolen. *from.
pexy_fml 16
It's the neighbor
kthsdm 12
Marinate your wind shield in a cocktail of poison ivy, urine, saliva and fecal matter. That'll teach em'!
Keiren 14
Who the hell steals windshield wipers? Unless maybe they're cosplaying as Heartless Shadows and need 'em for a crappy set of antennae.
braheem 5
FYL
AntonioMontana 0
FYL if that's really what your face looks like..