Today, I removed all my online dating profiles. Apparently my ex-husband finds stalking me online preferable to spending time with his new girlfriend. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I realized my soon to be ex wife is stalking me online. Everytime I block her she creates a new profile. She left me 9 months ago. FML
Today, I decided to check out a dating site, when I stumbled across my ex wife's profile. She'd had it for four out of the five years of our marriage. And no, it didn't rate us as a good match. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
Today, I convinced myself I needed to get over my ex-girlfriend. I spent twenty minutes signing up for a new dating site, only to find out, that the only other profile on the site of a person within 200 km, is my ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML
Today, I found my husband on a dating app and I was gonna kick his ass, until I realised that would mean admitting I’m on the same app, so I deleted mine but now I need to figure out a way of explaining how I know he’s still on it, so I can kick his ass. We have a twisted relationship, I know this. FML
Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML
Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML
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Top comments
FFML_314 12
He's not the only one stalking you online, Sarah. ;)
skittle68 0
Um they were married- what do you think??
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Comments (46)
jalyias 0
He's not over you yet and is having difficulty letting go. you can't concern yourself with that unless he begins being overtly inappropriate. You have you own life to live. Take care of yourself and keep moving forward.
ShadowPunkChick 1
Although he's weird as hell for stalking you, it's your fault for having an online dating profile in the first place, especially when you have more than one. Next time stop being lazy and get out and actually meet people.
lostfaithinpppl 19
Nothing wrong with online dating and nothing wrong with having multiple profiles (given they are on different web sites). Stop being so judgmental.
steffybabi 0
what a creep!!!
RedPillSucks 33
Perhaps you should change your privacy settings. If you friended your ex, then YDI
BambooSwitches 0
I know the feeling. I use fake names for online profiles.
LivingLakeside 0
What a creeper. Just be half there is an ex- in front of that husband
fantasyworld 39
Tell the creep to **** off.