Miscellaneous: Today, I remember that I changed my phone lock password when... - FML

By sadphonegirl - 16/06/2012 13:44 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I remember that I changed my phone lock password when I was still half asleep this morning, but I don't remember what I changed it to. FML

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By ugheffmylife - 09/05/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I was playing with my phone and turned it on lock mode. I changed my lock code a few months ago, so that no one would be able to guess it. Turns out I can't guess it either. FML

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By LockedOut - 02/11/2013 06:27 - United States

Today, I woke up to a brand new password on my phone that only my wife knows. Apparently, she thinks I've been looking at my phone more than I've been talking to her lately. FML

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By ihateyouatt - 18/03/2010 13:30 - United States

Today, I was trying to change my PIN code in order to make my phone more secure and prevent people from getting information from it. Instead, I somehow ended up locking my phone permanently. FML

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By mmoments - 17/11/2015 19:01 - United States

Today, I took a picture of the combination to my new lock so I would always have it on my phone if I ever forgot it. I put my phone in my gym locker, locked it with the new lock, then promptly forgot the combination. FML

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This ain't it chief

By JemapelleStupid - 27/04/2022 06:00

Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2012 01:29 - United States

Today, I had a violent sneezing attack while changing my phone's password and now I have no idea what it could be. FML

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Wicked game

By Anonymous - 25/11/2013 17:06 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I finally password-protected my phone, to protect it from my friends' favorite game: stealing it and sending stupid texts, and hijacking my Facebook. They quickly found a new game. My phone is now locked for 24 hours due to too many attempts to guess the password. FML

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By nhanley1 - 02/04/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, my cell phone broke. It wouldn't even turn on. I went online to access my account so that I could order a new phone. I couldn't remember my password. The phone company had an option of "forgot my password". Upon clicking I get a message saying "Your password will be sent to your phone". FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2017 01:30

Today, I realized that the random string of numbers I deleted in my phone notes a few months ago was actually the pin code to my new bank account. FML

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By MadameM - 26/02/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML

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MaskingTape 2

Saturday 16 June 2012 19:27

Now I have to change my password.

fatraptorjesus13 9

Saturday 16 June 2012 19:26

It will come to you....almost as bad as when assholes get it locked for hours

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yellowpablo 21

Sunday 17 June 2012 1:47

I've done that before except I closed my eyes and did it

yoster3 7

Sunday 17 June 2012 3:55

How did you post this then...?

ebwaef 0

Sunday 17 June 2012 4:20

Ahaha thts happened to me it sucks!!

HeartOfLead 24

Sunday 17 June 2012 5:12

Well, I guess you'll have to crack the code the hard way... Go get the stethoscope and start rotating slowly.

quontag 15

Sunday 17 June 2012 5:15

Then how are you posting this?

Glassmaster 0

Sunday 17 June 2012 5:40

If it's an iPhone, you can unlock it by connecting to your computer and syncing it to iTunes. You can change the password from there.

Jewbenita 0

Sunday 17 June 2012 7:15

Cant you call the company and ask? I couldnt remember my voicemail password and if you just ask (with identification of course) they can give it to u no problem.

obeyy_keegan 0

Sunday 17 June 2012 9:04

No, they just tell you to reset it.

obeyy_keegan 0

Sunday 17 June 2012 9:02

I did that too. And I was lock out of my phone for like 2 weeks. It's and iPhone, so you can have the 4 number passcode or the long letter/number combination and that's what I did. It was a game with some friends too. And I forgot one of the words... The password was "iloveallmybeasties!(:" and I kept putting it without the "all". But then I finally remembered it. So I told everybody my 4 digit passcode just incase that happens again.

kbclouds 2

Sunday 17 June 2012 9:04

Holy shit, this exact same thing happened to my cousin today...

stummy14 5

Sunday 17 June 2012 9:15

Just wondering. How did you post this if you had your iPod locked??

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