By BlueMouth - 16/12/2009 01:39 - United States

Today, we had company over, and after dinner, I saw a package of gumballs sitting on the table. Figuring my brother had brought them, I took one and bit it. I got a bunch of weird looks. Turns out wasn't a gumball - it was a mini paintball. FML
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perdix 29

I see that your face turned blue, but did you also inflate like Violet Beauregarde?

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kamerly 0
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thats what you get for putting your brother's little blue balls in your mouth.....

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crankyadam 0

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abcnonamecba 0
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nobody cares if ur first and op I can't stop laughing

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BannedStory 0

actually you did cared for him telling him that nobody cared for him for being first .

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nhi1221 9

Do want a cookie?

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Lunasis 14
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:D congrats! Now shut the hell up -.-

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BluPenguin 3

First, you're retarded... and O.P... I have one word: pwnt.

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BCrazzi 9

Pwnd*

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grrrarrrg2 2
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. THAT BLOWS FYL SORRY FOR LAUGHING BUT THATS HILARIOUS.

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underaegis 0
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u'd think shed taste it but it's still pretty funny

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Madarc 0
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Oh, you'll be fine. They even have paintball eating contests.

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wh4t3v3R 0
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Yeah I got shot from through the side of my mask one time, mostly into my mouth and I was also confused about how tasty it was. The facility workers said birds and stray animals would come eat the balls off the field. I think the balls have to be somewhat biodegradable, so maybe they put some sort of plant syrup in there that happens to taste nice?

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gabobi91 19
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Whenever that happens to me it tastes really bad... and they use pig lard in them by the way.

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alakomonus 0
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??? are you guys on crack? when I got shot in the mouth of the mask it was sour and disgusting lol I was spitting for 3 minutes

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CallMeHush 0
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Next time ask before you get into someone's stuff, did that little lesson leave a bitter taste in your mouth?

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Moemoemoe_fml 0
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No. Paintballs taste really sweet and good, actually. You lose, lol

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lickmyjock 0

How'd that taste?

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perdix 29

I see that your face turned blue, but did you also inflate like Violet Beauregarde?

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chaos753159 4
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willy wonka FTW

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kamerly 0
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thats what you get for putting your brother's little blue balls in your mouth.....

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athena3100 9

LAWL!

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morella_xx 29
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Wow, good job. You didn't notice they were a totally different texture than a gumball? You completely deserve that for just assuming you could eat them.

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blueStoney 0
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YDI for just taking someone's stuff, even if it was just your brother.

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