Today, after 20 loving years together, my husband had a “change of heart” and decided to leave me for his 26 year-old employee. He’s 64. I can’t get him fired because he’s the owner of the company. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 54 year-old partner is leaving me for his 26 year-old coworker. She’s younger than our two kids, 32 and 29. He seriously sees nothing wrong because she’s “a consenting adult.” FML
Today, my husband of 4 years announced that he doesn’t love me anymore and that he’s leaving me for his coworker who he met 2 months ago. I helped him find that job. It’s like I aided in the destruction of my own marriage. FML
Today, my husband typed in my work Teams Chat, “FUCK THIS JOB I QUIT” while I was away from my desk. All this because he’s still jealous of my and a male coworker’s friendship. I was terminated. He showed no remorse for what he did and told me to find another job where I won’t “slut around.” FML
Today, the man I've been with for ten years left me for a coworker he's known for three months. FML
Today, after 6 years of dating, 2 years of marriage, a daughter and another one on the way, my husband decided that he’s "not the one for me" and told me he was leaving for his co-worker who he’s only known for a few months. Apparently they’re more "meant to be." FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML
Today, I found out why my husband hasn’t invited me to his company’s summer social. Maybe, just maybe, he didn’t want me to know of the fling between him and his attractive young coworker. Her age is the same number of years we’ve been married, 19 years. FML
Today, I got in an argument with my boss and I dared him to fire me because he has always said he couldn’t run the shop without me. Turns out he was just being nice all this time, my job could in fact be done by his 14 year-old niece with no training in two thirds the time. Yes, he fired me. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Why would getting him fired be your first idea on how to get revenge? Divorce court will get you everything you want.
Hangryko 32
What a disgusting human being, betraying you with another woman young enough to be his daughter. Divorce him and get everything. Also sue for breach of promise and emotional distress.
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RichardPencil 32
Why would getting him fired be your first idea on how to get revenge? Divorce court will get you everything you want.
mike3775 39
Cancel culture run amok right here with the OP. Instead of going to file a divorce, the first thing they think of is getting them fired. God bless America.
Hangryko 32
What a disgusting human being, betraying you with another woman young enough to be his daughter. Divorce him and get everything. Also sue for breach of promise and emotional distress.
RichardPencil 32
It's society's fault. In a society that ranks men's status with wealth (which is often accumulated later in life) and women's with beauty (which to many peaks in their 20s), it's inevitable that pairings like these are going to happen.
Chazzster 32
Some things are just bad news and nothing will make things go back to the way it was. When this happens we have to operate at survival level until you have better options… Obviously divorce is in the very near future and with that will come splitting of the joint assets (see a lawyer) and most likely support payments… Be aware however that men and women are equal under the law. Just because you are a woman or were betrayed does not mean you “get everything”. You are generally entitled to 1/2 of everything that was acquired during the marriage (except for personal gifts and prior possessions) and that includes the business - Unless there was a prenup that stipulates otherwise. Revenge is a pointless motive. Sure it’s human to want that. But in the end the more unreasonable you are the more it will cost you. See a lawyer, learn the facts in your state (and country). Go for a settlement that is realistic, otherwise the lawyers will get much of the proceeds that could have been realized.
LifeWonderer 4
That guy deserves to be ****** in the ass :)