Today, I reconnected with my best friend from childhood, and after a tearful confession, found out that for most of my engagement to my husband, she was repeatedly connecting with his penis. FML
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Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML
Today, my husband of nearly a decade told me he's been sleeping with his best friend for a year, and also a couple times with my best friend. Marriage destroyed. Life in shambles. FML
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé of three years, with whom I share a child, fell in love with my best friend and they’ve been going on dates for the last four months after work. FML
Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML
Today, I found out the best man at my wedding was banging my wife after years of being married. My best man was my brother. FML
Today, what was supposed to be the happiest day of my life, my wedding day, turned into the day in hell. A friend caught my now ex kissing his friend outside. The girl he told me was “just a friend and nothing more” whenever I suspected there was indeed nothing more. Now I've found out in the worst way. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé and I had vastly different definitions of monogamy. Don't worry, he only did it when he was mad at me to remind him how much he loved me. I found out from my best friend. FML
Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
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footballfreak65 6
i think you should also have her connect with your fist
Wizardo 33
I think you should disconnect his penis and then the relationship. Adultery is a big no-no here.
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Comments (70)
Glitter_taco_ 10
Maybe you should connect his penis to a toaster
EUPHORlA 12
How do people become so selfish? Does your husband even have any shame? Divorce the little shit. I hope you get better OP.
lulzcoaster 3
can u say threesome?
illegalbeagle69 23
Can you say nothing?
n4ture 20
I'm sorry op. I hope you get to sick some ass people
iChompYa 18
Did you disconnect again?
rhixus 4
#16 never said it doesn't hurt. She's being optimistic.
jannatanelle 5
No ones said anything about getting tested?! That'd be the first thing I'd do. When you're in a marriage you would assume your safe from all that and it really sucks but it may be worse than you know go see the Dr.
408trancejunkie 3
People really suck and best friends are not really!
egrudy 9
Sorry to hear this. So when is the divorce?
andreablah 9
What a bitch!