Anonymous
United States
Today, I received the "employee of the month" title from the job I was fired from last week. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML
damngurl
Make your minds up
Today, I got fired. Yesterday was my birthday and I was told I was getting a promotion. FML
Anonymous
United States
Nice meeting you
Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML
FUCK
Chicago, United States
Today, I won an award for Employee of the Month. Shocked, I asked my boss if he'd gotten my name mixed up or something. He had. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML
Anonymous
Kundan, India
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
unemployed
The Colony, United States
Today, the store I work at got shut down and I got let go. Three days ago I got a promotion and a raise. FML
Anonymous
Seattle, United States
Scapegoat
Today, I was told I was being fired from my job after "5 months for poor performance." I helped lead my team to the highest possible success they’ve had the last 4 years. FML
Schuyler Davis
You're fired!
Today, my employer fired me, less than a week before I could become permanent full-time staff. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML
Top comments
marmlr339 14
How do they explain that?
expertsmilee 26
You must be a damn good employee to one up the employees that are still...you know...employed.
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Comments (40)
journeytotheend 16
Awesome! Hopefully it came with a cash reward
callous 2
Ask for a raise in unemployment compensation.
r_bruce69 19
you may have been laid off for being too high an earner...
AgaveLoco 5
Your work is better if you are not working... ?
StubbornDonkey 10
If OP received Employee of the Month, what the heck did OP get fired for?
rackygrl 2
Guess he worked his way out of a job.
Bluskyhunter 0
NICE!!!!
daizey 4
That rates up there with getting fired on your day off
MDNative 6
how in the hell do you fire your employee of the month?
sbarua219 17
How does that happen lol sorry OP