Today, I received official notification that my license was being suspended for multiple DUIs. Apparently, my brother is a drunk and has been using my ID. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I bought a replacement ID after weeks looking for my old one and not finding it. When I got home, my brother said he'd found my ID. FML
Today, I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at my twin brother for getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says "It's not mine." Confused, I look at the ticket and see my name. He used my license. FML
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
Today, I found out that my brother has been stealing money from me for the past five months. FML
Today, I volunteered to be my brother's designated driver. I told him throughout the night that I wasn't drinking, but he ended up leaving me at the bar and going to his friend's house in a cab for more drinks, taking my keys along with him. FML
Today, upon getting the paperwork for my Court Diversion, I found out I had to write an apology letter to my brother. The brother who sent me to jail for trying to get him to stop abusing his girlfriend, and holding him instead of fighting when he charged at me. FML
Today, I let my imbecile of a brother borrow my car. The keys to his car are now jammed into the ignition of mine. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday and my dad has decided to take away my ID in fear that if I have even one drink to celebrate I'll become a raging alcoholic. FML
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Top comments
redbluegreen 41
Why are you leaving your ID to where your brother is not only able to steal it, but return it? Multiple times?
Happy_Elf 0
Now just do the same to him ^_^
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Truan_fml 0
See: http://www.cracked.com/article_17470_p2.html Look up #1.The Evil Twin a.k.a. the Mirror, Mirror Defense Go to court. The worst thing that could happen is your brother gets in trouble for them, not you. Best case, #1 works. lol
falcon93 0
Posted before. Ill post the link to the first one if i find it.
falcon93 0
3853515
dwsheep 0
It happened with my two little sisters (who do not look alike). Sis #1 got pulled over for drunk driving and told the cop she didn't have her ID on her. The cop just took her SSN number (she gave him Sis #2's info). Sis #2 had a helluva time clearing her name, but luckily for her Sis #1 came clean and confessed to the police. Lax police work. The officer wasn't disciplined over it, either.
DameGreyWulf 1
I swear this exact thing was already here... (and to those saying "it can happen more than once!" well, yeah, obviously, but FML generally tends to REMOVE repeats) Ah, wait, 51 got it: http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/3853515 :I
DomyDamsy 0
the faded, your wrong, i doubt the insurance company knows, the bro probably paid out of pocket to avoid filling a claim, cause how could he get away with filing a claim, also for other idiots laws differ and people can use old non-expired lissences
ireply_w_lyrics 0
"...I don't know the reason I stayed here all season Nothin' to show but this brand new tattoo But it's a real beauty A Mexican cutie How it got here I haven't a clue Wasted away again in Margaritaville Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt Some people claim that there's a woman to blame Now I think Must be Buffet's fault..."
genius_man16 1
You two must look really similar. FYL dude, your brother is a complete prick
redbird29 0
I read the same thing like a month ago on here
molitov 0
this is a repeat... but FMYLIFE for knowing that
9az00 0
your brother may be a drunk, but you're an idiot...and your bro will be sober in the morning Regardless if this is real or not, YDI for being oblivious to the situation. if you're brother is around enough to get you're ID (like he lives with you), you would know if he got multiple DUIs. That's serious jail time idiot.