Today, I received official notification that my license was being suspended for multiple DUIs. Apparently, my brother is a drunk and has been using my ID. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I bought a replacement ID after weeks looking for my old one and not finding it. When I got home, my brother said he'd found my ID. FML
Today, I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at my twin brother for getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says "It's not mine." Confused, I look at the ticket and see my name. He used my license. FML
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
Today, I found out that my brother has been stealing money from me for the past five months. FML
Today, I volunteered to be my brother's designated driver. I told him throughout the night that I wasn't drinking, but he ended up leaving me at the bar and going to his friend's house in a cab for more drinks, taking my keys along with him. FML
Today, upon getting the paperwork for my Court Diversion, I found out I had to write an apology letter to my brother. The brother who sent me to jail for trying to get him to stop abusing his girlfriend, and holding him instead of fighting when he charged at me. FML
Today, I let my imbecile of a brother borrow my car. The keys to his car are now jammed into the ignition of mine. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday and my dad has decided to take away my ID in fear that if I have even one drink to celebrate I'll become a raging alcoholic. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Why are you leaving your ID to where your brother is not only able to steal it, but return it? Multiple times?
Happy_Elf 0
Now just do the same to him ^_^
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amazemyself2 0
actually when i lost my id and needed to get a new one a month or so ago... i didnt have to show ANY documentation to prove who i am. maybe they compared me to the photo they had in the system, but all i had to give them way my name, address and social security number. so if they did look alike.. he couldve easily gotten a duplicate ID.
janeasutengirl 0
are you identical twins? how is he pulling this off?
GoddessTeal 0
Dude, you guys aren't thinking this through. Trust me, I know way too much about this. Ugh. My ex-husband did almost the same damn thing to his poor brother. It wasn't DUI's, I don't believe, but he has a suspended license and got pulled over for speeding or something stupid...Anyway, have none of you ever been caught without your license on you? If you don't have a copy of your license on you, the cop will ask you for your name...And look up your record in the system. So, the brother probably never had a copy of this guy's license. Or had an old copy that the brother had "lost" and gotten replaced or whatever. Brothers would probably look enough alike you could pull that off. But, point is, he wouldn't have needed the actual license at all. People are shitty. Can't believe people do this to their own siblings...
amazemyself2 0
actually when i got pulled over they asked for my social security number.. not just my name.
Poepiepiesie 3
So doesn't she already fail at the age section? I bet hair color is the same though :)
bigt529 4
to everyone saying this is a repeat u r correct. im reading the randoms as we speak and i just saw an extremely similar fml 2 pages ago.... and yes in most states multiple duis would at least result in license loss and/or jail time
SexyMexi21 23
Are you guys 'twins?
errienneimagine 20
Are ya'll identical twins? O.o