Today, I received official notification that my license was being suspended for multiple DUIs. Apparently, my brother is a drunk and has been using my ID. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I bought a replacement ID after weeks looking for my old one and not finding it. When I got home, my brother said he'd found my ID. FML
Today, I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at my twin brother for getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says "It's not mine." Confused, I look at the ticket and see my name. He used my license. FML
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
Today, I found out that my brother has been stealing money from me for the past five months. FML
Today, I volunteered to be my brother's designated driver. I told him throughout the night that I wasn't drinking, but he ended up leaving me at the bar and going to his friend's house in a cab for more drinks, taking my keys along with him. FML
Today, upon getting the paperwork for my Court Diversion, I found out I had to write an apology letter to my brother. The brother who sent me to jail for trying to get him to stop abusing his girlfriend, and holding him instead of fighting when he charged at me. FML
Today, I let my imbecile of a brother borrow my car. The keys to his car are now jammed into the ignition of mine. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday and my dad has decided to take away my ID in fear that if I have even one drink to celebrate I'll become a raging alcoholic. FML
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Top comments
redbluegreen 41
Why are you leaving your ID to where your brother is not only able to steal it, but return it? Multiple times?
Happy_Elf 0
Now just do the same to him ^_^
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Comments (69)
_THE_MASTER_ 0
in respoinse to everyone calling this bs, i say this. sometimes siblings look almost exactly the same, and since nearly nobody looks exactly like their license photo, it can be ahard to distinguish, if they look similar enough to each other. and to thoe who are saying YDI for giving him your license, maybe his brother stole an old one from him. logical. and OP, call the cops on your bro, if he doesn't have any qualms getting you into trouble, don't have any reservations yourself.
THTB 3
I've seen this FML a long time ago.
thefaded 0
Wouldn't you have noticed when your car insurance went up on the first or second DUI? My insurance co dropped me because of one speeding ticket and an at-fault accident - they would at least hike your rate for a DUI if they didn't drop you.
oogyboogy 6
hi I'm oogyboogy the professional in fml translating. most, not all, fml's are exaggerated and i am here to bring out the true fml in them. Today, I realized my brother is using my ID for when he's drunk. FML
Emriss 0
Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die...
magichateball 0
fake. i saw this exact same FML about a month and a half ago....
AshleyRose784 0
what a jerk off, I hope you can get it cleared up.
statis 0
Fake... even assuming he was your identical twin brother, what are the odds that the few times he took your ID he happened to get several DUI's? Why couldn't he use his own license? His was suspended? So you never thought to ask why he went driving with a suspended license? Doofus.
hobopancake 0
I'm sorry, but this is bullshit. Multiple DUI's would result in one if not several felonies and warrants for your arrest. In fact, you would probably lose your license forever. Please do some research before you decide to try to be funny.
leisl14 0
do YOUR research http://www.ask.com/bar?q=new+york%2Bdwi+&page=1&qsrc=0&ab=0&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.duifoundation.org%2Fnewyork%2F
YDIBITCHES 0
Ive read this before
Bloodknight 22
REPEAT! I bet my life I've read this one before!