Today, I received official notification that my license was being suspended for multiple DUIs. Apparently, my brother is a drunk and has been using my ID. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I bought a replacement ID after weeks looking for my old one and not finding it. When I got home, my brother said he'd found my ID. FML
Today, I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at my twin brother for getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says "It's not mine." Confused, I look at the ticket and see my name. He used my license. FML
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
Today, I found out that my brother has been stealing money from me for the past five months. FML
Today, I volunteered to be my brother's designated driver. I told him throughout the night that I wasn't drinking, but he ended up leaving me at the bar and going to his friend's house in a cab for more drinks, taking my keys along with him. FML
Today, upon getting the paperwork for my Court Diversion, I found out I had to write an apology letter to my brother. The brother who sent me to jail for trying to get him to stop abusing his girlfriend, and holding him instead of fighting when he charged at me. FML
Today, I let my imbecile of a brother borrow my car. The keys to his car are now jammed into the ignition of mine. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday and my dad has decided to take away my ID in fear that if I have even one drink to celebrate I'll become a raging alcoholic. FML
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Top comments
redbluegreen 41
Why are you leaving your ID to where your brother is not only able to steal it, but return it? Multiple times?
Happy_Elf 0
Now just do the same to him ^_^
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Comments (69)
takkuntiki 0
this one was posted already
leisl14 0
yeah because any given situation can only occur once. ever.
WPQ14 15
Yeah....there was one with pretty much this exact same wording not too long ago...
spamky 7
That would be identity theft and you could send him to prison.
allie2590 31
That seriously sucks. Turn him in.
itscarrie 0
i don't know who it is you would tell in this situation... but tell them!!
RustyShackelfurt 0
This one has been posted already. Twin brother blah blah blah DUI blah blah blah. Message to the moderators, YOU SUCK!
YDIBITCHES 0
You know that regular users moderate these and that's what the moderate section is for right?
JillianDramatic 1
Bullshit. You don't just get you liscence suspended for a D.U.I., you go to jail. Next time think your fake FML through.
Xrailer 0
i was just about to say that. Especially since he said multiple D.U.I's.
gselsidi 0
this fml is definitely fail, and I've come to the conclsion that everyone on this site must be like 12 years old. first off dui is driving under the influence which means drugs has nothing to do with being drunk that's a dwi. second your brother would be in jail for a long time if he had multiple ones. so your fml failed nice one. you should right an fml about how you tried to make one up and u failed
shuzuko 2
Actually, the DWI/DUI difference is only in some states. Here in Ohio, it's all placed under "driving under the influence"; there is no separate "driving while intoxicated". Also, in Ohio at least, you get points on your license for driving infractions such as DUIs; you don't always go to jail. If you get enough of them, your license is suspended. Makes plenty of sense to me.
cowseatgrass 0
it's driving under the influence of alcohol/drugs mr. 12-year-old dumbass :] well really shuzuko's right, but you're being a bitch trying to flame everyone else and still being wrong lol idiot ._.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
This has already been done. Like way long time ago.
stef383 0
Yes I remember this too and was thinking the exact same thing.
shopping456xoxo 0
Oh. You have SUCH a nice brother.