By Twinner - Canada
Today, I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at my twin brother for getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says "It's not mine." Confused, I look at the ticket and see my name. He used my license. FML
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By  OMGoriginality  |  0

Go have a child and give the lady his information, then tell him "It's not mine" or "Giggidy giggidy fool". Since your twins proving who is the father will not be a simple matter and if it's all on paper that it's his and not yours then you win.

By  Witchcraft_fml  |  4

Ah, but think of the revenge possibilities.

Spying on the naykid wiminz in the houses on your block?
Having sex with his girlfriend while he's out getting condoms?
Taking his car and running a ton of red lights?

Just make sure you get caught and drop his name. :]


You're right! He should probably make sure that it's the most expensive one he can find, too...
...Unless the twin agrees to take all the OP's tests in class for him from now on.


But what if his twin sucks at that stuff. With an evil twin about I would not trust them to not screw up my life more.

You forgot to add, sexually harass goats. Go to a bar and get "drunk" and when the cops come expose yourself. 'sorry officer! here is my license." Star in a porn under his name. Grope nuns. Put drugs in his backpack. Tell someone he tries to touch you.

And win.


Shhh, but Elite Pr0n has a higher standard than like other pr0n. First of all look at the size of the 0 used. Porn usually has a smaller o. It shows its high grade. Also no one else in the world has a male lead with nipples that cure cancer. It opens it up for such great movies as "Touched By an Angel then Skull Fucked" and "When Harry Met Sally (at the strip club)" These remakes might seem pathetic but Op also holds the skillz to turn into females. I know it sounds weird, but he is the more femanine twin and his power allows him to look like Meg Ryan for a pr0n such as "Sleepless in Seattle (cause we are fucking)" and "You've Got Herpes."


Favorites of mine are Double Infidelity, Ryan's Saving My Privates, the Penis, Ho Cunts for Old Men, and I Want to Stick My Python in Your Holy Grail.

These all contained said eliteness we have been discussing.
These are all pr0n.