Life hack

By Anonymous - 29/04/2023 15:00

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Today, I discovered that when they remove your cancerous prostate, your penis will shrink by the exact length of the removed prostate back up into your body. So not only do I now need pills to get a boner, my boner has shrunk from a respectable 5 inches to just under 3. FML
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You deserved it 158

Same thing different taste

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Current medical research suggests that prostate removal does not have permanent effects on length. It’ll pop back out within 12 to 24 months. And even if it didn’t, would you rather be short lying down or actually, literally dead?

49_Donuts 12

Dude, you’re still alive. Take the win

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Current medical research suggests that prostate removal does not have permanent effects on length. It’ll pop back out within 12 to 24 months. And even if it didn’t, would you rather be short lying down or actually, literally dead?

49_Donuts 12

Dude, you’re still alive. Take the win

Sdog 6

Sorry bro. Hope you make piece with this.