Today, I received an email from my boyfriend. It contained a link to a site that was titled "How to Give Head". It also said "Have a nice day!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML
Today, my boyfriend emailed me this morning to let me know that he had forwarded the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates and friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also included. I'm dating a dumbass. FML
Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Today, my boyfriend got upset that I wouldn't give him head. He was visiting me at the hospital. FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
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Top comments
laideehawk 6
Next time you go down on him, tell him you hope you're doing it right as the guy in the video had a much larger penis.
ciarafox9 9
How subtle.. :D
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Comments (170)
NinaTatianna 9
Hey hes just trying to tell you something!! i think its funny. I googled that myself one time just for like, tips and stuff haha
Glockinator 2
Aw!! How thoughtful!!!!!
loso86 2
It's bcos he cares
withered 30
Next time bite him. WITH ALL FORCE! What an idiot... and say it was an "accident" xD
brandoneyez1 25
Probably he didn't mean it like that, but any guy will agree they will take a crappy bj over none.... Lnao
CocoRosie317 1
Haha! I would give you a gold star for that one ;D *
brooks10101 1
Go out and practice on his frends then dump him
wriptidez 0
dump him
king_rig 3
That's funny. But take his hint and read.
DerekBlaskie 6
Thats funny.. today I showed my girl friend this fml hoping she would take the same hint.. lulz jp
NPN_Scorpio 16
Whatever happened to #talking# and telling your partner what you want? Old school, I know, but still... Sending a link like that seems like a surefire way of pissing your so off.