Today, I received an email from my boyfriend. It contained a link to a site that was titled "How to Give Head". It also said "Have a nice day!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML
Forwarded
Today, my boyfriend emailed me this morning to let me know that he had forwarded the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates and friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also included. I'm dating a dumbass. FML
Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
Now you know
Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Today, my boyfriend got upset that I wouldn't give him head. He was visiting me at the hospital. FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
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laideehawk 6
Next time you go down on him, tell him you hope you're doing it right as the guy in the video had a much larger penis.
ciarafox9 9
How subtle.. :D
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Lucky7Samson 10
The guy was honest. She gives bad head apparently. Read the notes, and practice. All the butthurt girls posting on here must all think they specifically are the best lay on the planet and have nothing else to learn.
samimcCune 15
gotta love communication! ;) points for trying? he could of just dumped you. he obviously cares enough to want your sex life to improve. sounds to me like he might be a little scared of confrontation, and was a bit worried about your reaction and this was his way of avoiding it as long as possible. give the poor guy a break. just go read the article and try again, it can't hurt anything(well hopefully not anyways.) head is not that difficult to figure out! try not complaining, and feeling sorry for yourself and instead do something about the problems in the relationship you're apparently in. be grateful you didn't get the boot and some nasty word of mouth to everyone he knows about your bad oral skills.
whatthefhumanity 7
Well, maybe he wasn't confident about telling you to your face that you give an awful BJ. You can always improve at sex even if you're really experienced. Take the tips, and tell him you want him to be more tactful the next time he has a problem.
ElaborateScheme 14
Honestly from a guys perspective if you've been giving it to him before and he sends something like that it must be pretty bad. It's no fun when teeth or biting make their way into this. Also if the girl is really sloppy it's not the best. But for real though you don't even have to stick it all in. You can use your hand and put your mouth on the tip and go around the head. Could also be some ball action or the lick from the balls all the way to the tip from underneath is pretty good feeling. If you read the thing though you probably don't need these tips though