Today, I received a response to my perfectly straightforward online dating profile: "How about changing a dirty diaper, mommy?" FML
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Today, I posted an ad online for house cleaning services. So far, all fifteen responses have been solicitations for sex. FML
Today, an old flame reached out with some truly filthy intent. After burning with righteous indignation, I ended up sending back some embarrassingly submissive pictures. What is wrong with me? FML
Today, I accidentally sent a screenshot of my Tinder conversation to my mom, instead of my friend. Yes, it was dirty. FML
Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML
Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML
Today, I thought it would be hot if I sent my boyfriend kinky message. He didn't reply so I sent a few more. 10 minutes later I got a reply saying, "Honey, this is his mom and you should be a little less desperate." FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, after going on a blind date with a man I'd met on Facebook, we went back to his apartment. All was going good, until he took off his pants, only to reveal that he was wearing a diaper. FML
Today, my boyfriend's response to me saying, "Most women like a bit of filth in the bedroom every now and again" was to start farting in bed. Not quite what I meant. FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
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Top comments
Mauskau 35
And that is when you pretend you didn't see the message and never reply...
iAlissa 34
That's a panty dropper for sure.
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Comments (55)
Nmaredia 4
There some serious creeps out there...
chutney_02 22
Maybe it's time to start using a different website
HortonThelephant 15
Well... is that a no then? Okay. I'll look elsewhere.
arandomusernameaa 20
like a man with €0 yup. didn't know that men with no money had massive cocks.
Welshite 39
#18: Size is really based on the selective breeding of the chickens you use.
Fou_Lou 20
The behavior of many men in Online dating sites is really really shameful...
BreathlessInk 15
People shouldn't really presume that you're into the same thing they are.
buckdharma 37
Men acting like babies? Seems like there's been a rash of this lately. It's a good thing he didn't lay this on you after a dinner date and a good burping because men like this seldom change themselves.
weveallbeenthere 30
delete that fast. people have weird fetishes
BrittNic0le 9
I'm not surprised. On any website, your profile gets views by the desirable and undesirable candidates alike. The good news is, once you meet someone you like, you'll have a twisted anecdote to break the ice.
Markymark1202 12
Maybe, you should stop online dating for awhile lol...
CountWest 6
Just reply, "Never breed," and the block him.
Grauncho 27
Something tells me we won't ever have to worry about him breeding anyway.