Today, I received a drunken prank call from a girl I didn't know around 1am. I don't know what's sadder, that I carried out the conversation for 30 minutes, or that this was the first girl to call me in over a year. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I received a prank phone call that woke me up. I actually kept them on the line because they were the first person to call me in weeks. FML
Today, a girl called me, asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said, "What the fuck?" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML
Today, I realized that the only time my girlfriend ever calls me is when she's drunk. FML
Today, I got this beautiful girl's number at a bar. After the night was over, I was pretty drunk and sent too many drunk Snapchats. When I'd sobered up, I deleted them. She asked why I deleted them, so I said because I was drunk and didn't remember what I sent. She hasn't messaged me back since. FML
Today, I was sleeping in my room when I awoke to an unfamiliar female voice in my apartment, followed by a thud. I walked out to find a drunk girl I've never met collapsed in my doorway. After puking all over the place, she had me call her father, who picked her up 10 minutes later. FML
Today, the girl I like sent me a Facebook message telling me how the message I left on her phone was one of the funniest drunk dials she's ever gotten. I'm debating whether or not I should tell her that I don't drink. FML
Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML
Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML
Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML
Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML
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Iknowsomestuff 9
Or that your FML has been nearly ignored because some dude's wife slept with six guys at once in college
teague95 16
both tie for "extreme sadness your life sucks edition "
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Comments (50)
GothickNihilist 15
Don't worry OP. I understand what it's like to be introverted . Sometimes it's hard to talk to new people , but once you start trying it gets a little easier . I hope that you try this . Have a great day.
neurodoc 1
Or..It could be the beginning of something good!
DylansMomma 9
Your comment : At least you were entertained?
wildocean 5
Call her back offer her a hangover cure u never know he could be ur new best friend.
perdix 31
Neither (ee). The saddest thing is that you haven't called any girls in over a year. Even in this day and age, the guys do most of the initial calling. Nut up or shut up.
TheGreatAlexande 12
Maybe he does call but they have caller id.
xavierxstaticcc 0
Kill yourself.
Hellbound_Alleee 14
I think you might be a TAD hard on yourself. There's nothing sad about talking to a stranger on the phone. Please don't listen to the dickwads who seem to live in the nineteenth century with their bullshit "the guy calls first" stuff. Guys who ignore that crap end up happier anyway. Whose the cooler guy: the one who has to call the girl. or the one whose so cool the girls call him? Thought so. Buttwads.
CheeseTron 15
Aww i was thinking it was a dodgeball reference. No one makes me bleed my own blood!
durkagihad 12
I can just picture some drunk bitch walking home from the club doing this
Spectre529 12
If it was a prank call, it wouldn't have lasted that long. But hey, sometimes coincidences happen that tell you to start getting out there and talking to some new people =)