Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML
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Vilefire
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You were creeping on him and discovered him creeping on you? Seems like a fair exchange to me.
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hghiPigh
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only attention whores make their facebook profiles public. ydi
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bigman2k10
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weiirrrdddd
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TheOptimist
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Go up to him and say, "Hey, I don't think I've ever seen you before, my names _____. Oh wait, I guess you already knew that." Point at his phone, then walk away.
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illjusbedamned
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stalk him back.
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bearslion21
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send him 100 light bulbs... he'll know what to do
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EffinAhole
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uh this is why u set your profile to private honey.
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GiddyXD
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agreed effinahole. :) hehehe.
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jwbbabe
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either you added him without knowing him or you didn't set your profile to private , either way ydi .
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rallets
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#17 im pretty sure it had to have been on a laptop or computer. i doubt it was on his phone..unless she has extremely good superman eyesight :P
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labratory5
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nice pick
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victimization
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laptop or computer? they would the same thing...pretty sure he didn't drag his desktop to school.
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Vilefire
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You were creeping on him and discovered him creeping on you? Seems like a fair exchange to me.
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TaylorSaysMoo
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Exactly, why should someone be creeped about someone creeping on them when they're creeping on the person creeping on them?
Well the fact they've never met does make it kinda weird...
Well the fact they've never met does make it kinda weird...
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mfmylifesrsly
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I don't really think she was creeping, she just noticed he was one fb, and then recognized her pictures on there
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illjusbedamned
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# 34 to recognize your Facebook picture a few rows ahead of you in the middle of a class = you creeping.
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mfmylifesrsly
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she could be far sighted? I used to have bad ass eye sight and could read stuff from far away
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Deadm4u5
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stop trying to defend her, we know she was creeping as well and we insist to say so because deep inside we all know what that guy goes through
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maskedman
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I actually think she was being creepier than that guy was being. She put up a facebook profile on the Internet in order for people to look at it.
I don't think that guy intended for people to spy on his phone or computer.
I don't think that guy intended for people to spy on his phone or computer.
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olarvman
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awe they're a cute creepy future couple..they will their children the ways if the creeps
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MaryFairy
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41 is really cute :)
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boojie97
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ugh im sick of crap like that^fmylife is NOT a flirting website!! do u honestly think the chances of u guys meeting r possible? as a matter of fact, how do u no if 41 is even a guy?? he could be a girl posing as a guy on the internet. i hope u do not breed.
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WhatTheFuq
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84 is so right. 82 get your mind out of the gutter and stay focused to the fmls
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sillybilly98
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I AGREE!!
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Nutz321
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84, 90, 96- school is not a place to flirt, but loads of students do. a jam jar is for jam, but i can store money in there. it's called multipurposing. people flirt anywhere IRL, why not online.
you could say that pic's fake, but it looks pretty genuine to me. of course, you can never be 100% sure, but psychology studies found that not many people actually fake their profile pictures. however, that was only on facebook, so it's not generalisable so you may have a point. but I don't think many people put fake pictures. unless it's obviously fake, like a model. there may be a few perverts that put fake pictures , but I don't think they are the majority.
you could say that pic's fake, but it looks pretty genuine to me. of course, you can never be 100% sure, but psychology studies found that not many people actually fake their profile pictures. however, that was only on facebook, so it's not generalisable so you may have a point. but I don't think many people put fake pictures. unless it's obviously fake, like a model. there may be a few perverts that put fake pictures , but I don't think they are the majority.
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venomxprodigy
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don't get jealous ,because no one wants your ugly ass
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WhatTheFuq
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Well 97 it's online the chances of you seeing the person is like the lions making it to the super ball.
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tamiami247
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101 you're cute. :) ♥
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mfmylifesrsly
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84 - i actually met my boyfriend on fml, lol. but i do agree chances are low
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polothenepam
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chill hoe
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TheQuiet
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@84 leave her the hell alone, what do you care
mind your own business.
mind your own business.
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77777771
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Read his info....
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green_eyes124
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Introduce yourself, see if he's interested in you in a good way or just a scary stalker creep.
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ImaginaryFoe
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He might not be interested in her at all. He might be reading someone else's comments/photos on her page.
OP, someone looking at your public internet profile doesn't make him a stalker. I hate it when people toss that term around. Don't make it public if you don't want people to see it. Stop spying on people and pay attention in class. YDI
OP, someone looking at your public internet profile doesn't make him a stalker. I hate it when people toss that term around. Don't make it public if you don't want people to see it. Stop spying on people and pay attention in class. YDI
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Nutz321
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I agree 69
damn anti-flood
damn anti-flood
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dexter341
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Well who would be looking at one profile for 45 minutes
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PanteraRules
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at least you know he is interested in you
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hghiPigh
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
Show it anyway
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CakeSlicer
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thats mean!
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aliaskis
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5 is right. YDI for making your FB stalk-able. Set your information to viewable by friends only, unless your goal is to become another young woman missing from her college campus.
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tmarie21
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agree with 5 & 26
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Sushimomo
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They could have mutual friends. I set my profile public, apart from my wall, for friends of friends.
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mathew17986g
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maybe he just wanted to get to know you
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piepieburger
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Awwwww, young love is so romantic! <3 <3
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SupKev
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lol
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StrictlyMCH
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you an ugly nigga son
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Vball6
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Some people....
Its not "young love."
Its not "young love."
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FantasticFin
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not all people who make their profile public are attention whores you prude.
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ImaginaryFoe
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You're right. Some are too stupid to know they can change the privacy setting. BTW, how does calling someone an attention whore make one a prude?
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hghiPigh
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oh great, another attention whore. don't be offended. just change your settings to private and you won't be a ho no mo
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babydoll13211
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agreed
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rolas1
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least he wasn't fappin it... then it'd be transfer time
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XxAngel77xX
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How do you know he WASNT fapping it? OP never said otherwise...
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starile
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OP would definitely mention it as part of the FML if she noticed him jacking off to her profile.
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Acywhy
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Agreed!! *shudders* I go to a women's college but jegus there are fappers in class....
And stalkers (Spanish class is great for this.)
I like to sit there and watch everyone try to find my profile. No one has my account or email so it's invisible... they've spent two years looking already.
One found my Cosplay account but that one doesn't count.
And stalkers (Spanish class is great for this.)
I like to sit there and watch everyone try to find my profile. No one has my account or email so it's invisible... they've spent two years looking already.
One found my Cosplay account but that one doesn't count.
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xgetxbentx
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well, was he attractive? haha
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sarah48_fml
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haha my thoughts exactly!
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jucieysuzy
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haha same here
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WhatTheFuq
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HAHA. mine too!! only attractive people can creep my Facebook HAHA. Noo just no. you girls and their hormones. Tsk Tsk.