Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML
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Today, I finally caught the person who has now and again been stealing my lunch at work for weeks. It was my boss. I awkwardly watched him eat my sandwich while he talked about how he's been "saving money by bringing food from home." FML
Today, I was running late for work and skipped breakfast. At a red light, I noticed a granola bar in my bag and so I took a bite, only to realize it was actually a dog treat I'd stuffed in there days ago. FML
Today, I overheard my coworkers talking about how someone has been stealing lunches from the office fridge. Feeling guilty, I admitted that I took a sandwich yesterday, thinking it was free. Turns out, they were joking to see who’d confess. FML
Today, for what has seemed to be the hundredth time, my labeled bagged lunch was stolen from the fridge at my workplace. I stormed into my boss's office ready to complain, only to find him eating it. FML
Today, after weeks of stealing lunch from one of my employees, he made a sandwich with canned cat food, soap, and something unimaginably spicy that caused me to spew all over my office and laptop. I fired him. Now everyone is treating me like a monster. FML
Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML
Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML
Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML
Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML
Today, a coworker threw my lunch in the trash. They'd just got back from holidays, and I use the same containers they do. My leftovers "looked like something they'd eat", so they thought it was something they'd forgotten before going on holidays. It was leftovers that I'd been spacing out, trying to make last till payday. FML
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jereka05 0
YDI - Make your own freaking sandwiches
gigi37 0
Well, that's what you get for stealing someone else's food. What, were you too lazy to make your own? It's not that expensive to get a dollar hamburger Are you really expecting sympathy on here?
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Comments (406)
hockey25 0
That's what you get for stealing other people's food you dipshit.
lifeinoz 0
You can buy ramen noodles for 10/$1. They suck, but they're cheap. The turn-around I can see in this case (in the ****** up world we live in) is the OP trying to sue the lunch-bagger for putting something vile in his lunch (kind of like the robber suing the homeowners because their window cut him when he broke in?). I'd love to hear what a judge would say in that case. I'll admit to drinking the odd pop in the fridge that's been hanging around unmarked for a while, but steal someone else's lunch? You ass-hat. Seriously, I do hope this guy gets fired.
nicholleexo0 0
NOPE NOT AM FML srrrry YDI for stealing other peoples food and forr being a jerk FYL?
uallsuckatlife16 0
You deserve a sucky life because ur poor and a complete douchebag so go back to ur shanty
liteupthestage 0
YDI asshole
roads 3
That's what you get you fat bitch! Just because it's a community fridge doesn't mean you can choose what you want. I have this person like that at work. She eats other people's food and then eats her own. Makes me so pissed off when I don't have breakfast and am looking forward to eating something on my lunch break. Thanks for the good idea.
Zoa_fml 0
Who in their right mind would put this fml on this site and not expect to get 10,000 YDIs?
Wankster 0
**** Face
congratz13 2
Oh, woe is you! Please, this person obviously just wanted to eat lunch and was sick and tired of your shit. Make (or buy) your own damn lunch so everyone can benefit, and not just you, though you are obviously the most important person ever.
pinkdancer 0
Deucher!!! Haha u ate shit! Literally!