Today, I woke up to 15 texts from my mom, 6 missed calls, and with no bra or shirt on in a random guy's bed. Welcome to spring break, ladies and gentleman. FML
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- United States - Indianapolis
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Tripartita
| 44
On the first day of spring break, your one night stand got you: 15 texts from mom, 14 pulsating head pains, 13 cents in your pocket, 12 hours forgotten, 11 inexplicable Snapchats, 10 new sex positions attempted, 9 indentations on your face for sleeping on wrinkled sheets, 8 odors you didn't even know existed, 7 things you forgot to do, 6 missed calls, 5 minutes before mystery guy returns, 4 pairs of boxers on the floor, 3 tangents of thought about how many guys were actually there last night, 2 turtles in the terrarium mystery guys keep on a shelf, and a missing shirt/bra combo stranding you temporarily!
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Irakli_1
| 27
The important thing is to wake up in the same country
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SOILEDIT
| 51
What else happened? This is the beginning to a really wild story!
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nzhx
| 23
Not necessarily? All she described was sex with a stranger if that's your definition of wild spring break is on all year round
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slappygecko
| 21
It'll be like the fourth hangover movie.
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ladyLALAA
| 28
#5 slut says what?
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yenze
| 18
What?
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NYGiants1925
| 22
I don't think she remembers the rest of the story...
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YouDeservedIt69
| 8
You seem like a slut
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Kaoticwolf
| 17
SOUNDS LIKE ONE HELL OF A NIGHT :D
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A07
| 48
STOP SHOUTING
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ThrottleJockey
| 34
LOUD VOICES!
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tackblog
| 14
*looks at location*
Seems about right.
Seems about right.
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Marcella1016
| 31
What is the location? All I see on mobile is United States.
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FrizzyGuide
| 8
For me it says she is from United States, Indiana.
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tin_cup
| 27
Sounds like a fun night to me!! Why is this an FML?
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Irakli_1
| 27
The important thing is to wake up in the same country
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darshini_ii
| 24
We need a follow up Op
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dilliedill
| 13
We're up all night to get lucky!
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Tripartita
| 44
On the first day of spring break, your one night stand got you: 15 texts from mom, 14 pulsating head pains, 13 cents in your pocket, 12 hours forgotten, 11 inexplicable Snapchats, 10 new sex positions attempted, 9 indentations on your face for sleeping on wrinkled sheets, 8 odors you didn't even know existed, 7 things you forgot to do, 6 missed calls, 5 minutes before mystery guy returns, 4 pairs of boxers on the floor, 3 tangents of thought about how many guys were actually there last night, 2 turtles in the terrarium mystery guys keep on a shelf, and a missing shirt/bra combo stranding you temporarily!
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theswanlake
| 13
GENIUS!
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sammiaaron
| 16
brava, good sir
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19990231
| 29
Up voted for effort.
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ladyLALAA
| 28
Drugs really are bad
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Tripartita
| 44
I don't know if using the feminine form of bravo was intentional, #12, but thanks regardless.
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RoseCrystal
| 17
*standing ovation* Bravo!!!!
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PrincessZelda_HR
| 22
That's possibly the most effort I've seen put into an FML comment before, well done sir!
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JosephKorso
| 15
And a partridge in a pear tree.
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tomvertigo
| 17
*slow clap*
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xx000o
| 27
Other than that a relatively quiet night.
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SneezyBear
| 27
Did anyone else find this difficult to sing? XD
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bornpatriot
| 11
The Master has spoken
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GokuSS400
| 18
Sir, you are a genius
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Tantien
| 8
Legend. No more than that
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kre8iv
| 13
Spring break goals tho
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born_hustla
| 26
You woke up with a story to tell...start from the beginning.