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By Maybe I'll stay longer than spring break. - 31/03/2013 04:34 - United States - Midlothian
What else happened? This is the beginning to a really wild story!
Not necessarily? All she described was sex with a stranger if that's your definition of wild spring break is on all year round
#5 **** says what?
I don't think she remembers the rest of the story...
You seem like a ****
SOUNDS LIKE ONE HELL OF A NIGHT :D
LOUD VOICES!
*looks at location* Seems about right.
Sounds like a fun night to me!! Why is this an FML?
The important thing is to wake up in the same country
We need a follow up Op
We're up all night to get lucky!
On the first day of spring break, your one night stand got you: 15 texts from mom, 14 pulsating head pains, 13 cents in your pocket, 12 hours forgotten, 11 inexplicable Snapchats, 10 new sex positions attempted, 9 indentations on your face for sleeping on wrinkled sheets, 8 odors you didn't even know existed, 7 things you forgot to do, 6 missed calls, 5 minutes before mystery guy returns, 4 pairs of boxers on the floor, 3 tangents of thought about how many guys were actually there last night, 2 turtles in the terrarium mystery guys keep on a shelf, and a missing shirt/bra combo stranding you temporarily!
GENIUS!
brava, good sir
Drugs really are bad
I don't know if using the feminine form of bravo was intentional, #12, but thanks regardless.
*standing ovation* Bravo!!!!
That's possibly the most effort I've seen put into an FML comment before, well done sir!
And a partridge in a pear tree.
*slow clap*
Other than that a relatively quiet night.
Did anyone else find this difficult to sing? XD
The Master has spoken
Sir, you are a genius
Legend. No more than that
Spring break goals tho
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On the first day of spring break, your one night stand got you: 15 texts from mom, 14 pulsating head pains, 13 cents in your pocket, 12 hours forgotten, 11 inexplicable Snapchats, 10 new sex positions attempted, 9 indentations on your face for sleeping on wrinkled sheets, 8 odors you didn't even know existed, 7 things you forgot to do, 6 missed calls, 5 minutes before mystery guy returns, 4 pairs of boxers on the floor, 3 tangents of thought about how many guys were actually there last night, 2 turtles in the terrarium mystery guys keep on a shelf, and a missing shirt/bra combo stranding you temporarily!
The important thing is to wake up in the same country