FML : Today, I woke up to 15 texts from my mom, 6 missed calls, and with no bra or shirt on in a random guy's bed. Welcome to spring break, ladies and gentleman....

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Today, I woke up to 15 texts from my mom, 6 missed calls, and with no bra or shirt on in a random guy's bed. Welcome to spring break, ladies and gentleman. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Sunday 27 March 2016 03:53 / United States - Indianapolis

Intimacy

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By Tripartita | 44

#6568494 - Sunday 27 March 2016 16:54

On the first day of spring break, your one night stand got you: 15 texts from mom, 14 pulsating head pains, 13 cents in your pocket, 12 hours forgotten, 11 inexplicable Snapchats, 10 new sex positions attempted, 9 indentations on your face for sleeping on wrinkled sheets, 8 odors you didn't even know existed, 7 things you forgot to do, 6 missed calls, 5 minutes before mystery guy returns, 4 pairs of boxers on the floor, 3 tangents of thought about how many guys were actually there last night, 2 turtles in the terrarium mystery guys keep on a shelf, and a missing shirt/bra combo stranding you temporarily!

By Irakli_1 | 27

#6568454 - Sunday 27 March 2016 16:31

The important thing is to wake up in the same country

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By SOILEDIT | 51

#6568431 - Sunday 27 March 2016 16:27

What else happened? This is the beginning to a really wild story!

nzhx | 23

#6568453 - Sunday 27 March 2016 16:31

Not necessarily? All she described was sex with a stranger if that's your definition of wild spring break is on all year round

slappygecko | 21

#6568531 - Sunday 27 March 2016 17:33

It'll be like the fourth hangover movie.

ladyLALAA | 28

#6568542 - Sunday 27 March 2016 17:46

#5 slut says what?

yenze | 18

#6568570 - Sunday 27 March 2016 18:46

What?

NYGiants1925 | 22

#6568676 - Sunday 27 March 2016 20:23

I don't think she remembers the rest of the story...

YouDeservedIt69 | 8

#6569545 - Monday 28 March 2016 23:19

You seem like a slut

By Kaoticwolf | 17

#6568433 - Sunday 27 March 2016 16:27

SOUNDS LIKE ONE HELL OF A NIGHT :D

A07 | 47

#6568625 - Sunday 27 March 2016 19:46

STOP SHOUTING

ThrottleJockey | 34

#6568885 - Monday 28 March 2016 1:04

LOUD VOICES!

By tackblog | 14

#6568435 - Sunday 27 March 2016 16:27

*looks at location*

Seems about right.

Marcella1016 | 26

#6568788 - Sunday 27 March 2016 23:02

What is the location? All I see on mobile is United States.

FrizzyGuide | 8

#6568995 - Monday 28 March 2016 4:42

For me it says she is from United States, Indiana.

By tin_cup | 27

#6568451 - Sunday 27 March 2016 16:31

Sounds like a fun night to me!! Why is this an FML?

By Irakli_1 | 27

#6568454 - Sunday 27 March 2016 16:31

The important thing is to wake up in the same country

By darshini_ii | 22

#6568469 - Sunday 27 March 2016 16:36

We need a follow up Op

By dilliedill | 13

#6568479 - Sunday 27 March 2016 16:42

We're up all night to get lucky!

By Tripartita | 44

#6568494 - Sunday 27 March 2016 16:54

theswanlake | 13

#6568496 - Sunday 27 March 2016 16:56

GENIUS!

sammiaaron | 16

#6568508 - Sunday 27 March 2016 17:05

brava, good sir

aclark2523 | 29

#6568513 - Sunday 27 March 2016 17:08

Up voted for effort.

ladyLALAA | 28

#6568543 - Sunday 27 March 2016 17:48

Drugs really are bad

Tripartita | 44

#6568670 - Sunday 27 March 2016 20:13

I don't know if using the feminine form of bravo was intentional, #12, but thanks regardless.

RoseCrystal | 17

#6568698 - Sunday 27 March 2016 20:51

*standing ovation* Bravo!!!!

PrincessZelda_HR | 22

#6568753 - Sunday 27 March 2016 22:13

That's possibly the most effort I've seen put into an FML comment before, well done sir!

JosephKorso | 15

#6568984 - Monday 28 March 2016 4:21

And a partridge in a pear tree.

tomvertigo | 17

#6569144 - Monday 28 March 2016 10:35

*slow clap*

xx000o | 27

#6569167 - Monday 28 March 2016 12:17

Other than that a relatively quiet night.

SneezyBear | 27

#6569193 - Monday 28 March 2016 12:48

Did anyone else find this difficult to sing? XD

bornpatriot | 11

#6569312 - Monday 28 March 2016 17:21

The Master has spoken

GokuSS400 | 18

#6569767 - Tuesday 29 March 2016 11:05

Sir, you are a genius

Tantien | 8

#6571148 - Thursday 31 March 2016 5:49

Legend. No more than that

By kre8iv | 13

#6568505 - Sunday 27 March 2016 17:04

Spring break goals tho

By born_hustla | 26

#6568510 - Sunday 27 March 2016 17:07

You woke up with a story to tell...start from the beginning.

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