By Anonymous - 27/03/2016 03:53 - United States - Indianapolis

Spicy
Today, I woke up to 15 texts from my mom, 6 missed calls, and with no bra or shirt on in a random guy's bed. Welcome to spring break, ladies and gentleman. FML
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On the first day of spring break, your one night stand got you: 15 texts from mom, 14 pulsating head pains, 13 cents in your pocket, 12 hours forgotten, 11 inexplicable Snapchats, 10 new sex positions attempted, 9 indentations on your face for sleeping on wrinkled sheets, 8 odors you didn't even know existed, 7 things you forgot to do, 6 missed calls, 5 minutes before mystery guy returns, 4 pairs of boxers on the floor, 3 tangents of thought about how many guys were actually there last night, 2 turtles in the terrarium mystery guys keep on a shelf, and a missing shirt/bra combo stranding you temporarily!

The important thing is to wake up in the same country

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What else happened? This is the beginning to a really wild story!

Not necessarily? All she described was sex with a stranger if that's your definition of wild spring break is on all year round

It'll be like the fourth hangover movie.

#5 slut says what?

I don't think she remembers the rest of the story...

You seem like a slut

SOUNDS LIKE ONE HELL OF A NIGHT :D

*looks at location* Seems about right.

What is the location? All I see on mobile is United States.

For me it says she is from United States, Indiana.

Sounds like a fun night to me!! Why is this an FML?

The important thing is to wake up in the same country

We need a follow up Op

We're up all night to get lucky!

On the first day of spring break, your one night stand got you: 15 texts from mom, 14 pulsating head pains, 13 cents in your pocket, 12 hours forgotten, 11 inexplicable Snapchats, 10 new sex positions attempted, 9 indentations on your face for sleeping on wrinkled sheets, 8 odors you didn't even know existed, 7 things you forgot to do, 6 missed calls, 5 minutes before mystery guy returns, 4 pairs of boxers on the floor, 3 tangents of thought about how many guys were actually there last night, 2 turtles in the terrarium mystery guys keep on a shelf, and a missing shirt/bra combo stranding you temporarily!

brava, good sir

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Up voted for effort.

Drugs really are bad

I don't know if using the feminine form of bravo was intentional, #12, but thanks regardless.

*standing ovation* Bravo!!!!

That's possibly the most effort I've seen put into an FML comment before, well done sir!

And a partridge in a pear tree.

Other than that a relatively quiet night.

Did anyone else find this difficult to sing? XD

The Master has spoken

Sir, you are a genius

Legend. No more than that

Spring break goals tho

You woke up with a story to tell...start from the beginning.