By Anonymous - 27/03/2016 03:53 - United States - Indianapolis

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Today, I woke up to 15 texts from my mom, 6 missed calls, and with no bra or shirt on in a random guy's bed. Welcome to spring break, ladies and gentleman. FML
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Tripartita 44
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On the first day of spring break, your one night stand got you: 15 texts from mom, 14 pulsating head pains, 13 cents in your pocket, 12 hours forgotten, 11 inexplicable Snapchats, 10 new sex positions attempted, 9 indentations on your face for sleeping on wrinkled sheets, 8 odors you didn't even know existed, 7 things you forgot to do, 6 missed calls, 5 minutes before mystery guy returns, 4 pairs of boxers on the floor, 3 tangents of thought about how many guys were actually there last night, 2 turtles in the terrarium mystery guys keep on a shelf, and a missing shirt/bra combo stranding you temporarily!

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Irakli_1 27
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The important thing is to wake up in the same country

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SOILEDIT 51
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What else happened? This is the beginning to a really wild story!

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nzhx 23
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Not necessarily? All she described was sex with a stranger if that's your definition of wild spring break is on all year round

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slappygecko 21

It'll be like the fourth hangover movie.

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ladyLALAA 28
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#5 slut says what?

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yenze 18

What?

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NYGiants1925 22
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I don't think she remembers the rest of the story...

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YouDeservedIt69 8
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You seem like a slut

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Kaoticwolf 17
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SOUNDS LIKE ONE HELL OF A NIGHT :D

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A07 48

STOP SHOUTING

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tackblog 14
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*looks at location* Seems about right.

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Marcella1016 31

What is the location? All I see on mobile is United States.

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FrizzyGuide 8

For me it says she is from United States, Indiana.

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tin_cup 27
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Sounds like a fun night to me!! Why is this an FML?

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Irakli_1 27
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The important thing is to wake up in the same country

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darshini_ii 24
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We need a follow up Op

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dilliedill 13
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We're up all night to get lucky!

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Tripartita 44
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On the first day of spring break, your one night stand got you: 15 texts from mom, 14 pulsating head pains, 13 cents in your pocket, 12 hours forgotten, 11 inexplicable Snapchats, 10 new sex positions attempted, 9 indentations on your face for sleeping on wrinkled sheets, 8 odors you didn't even know existed, 7 things you forgot to do, 6 missed calls, 5 minutes before mystery guy returns, 4 pairs of boxers on the floor, 3 tangents of thought about how many guys were actually there last night, 2 turtles in the terrarium mystery guys keep on a shelf, and a missing shirt/bra combo stranding you temporarily!

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sammiaaron 16
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brava, good sir

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19990231 29

Up voted for effort.

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ladyLALAA 28
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Drugs really are bad

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Tripartita 44
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I don't know if using the feminine form of bravo was intentional, #12, but thanks regardless.

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RoseCrystal 17
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*standing ovation* Bravo!!!!

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PrincessZelda_HR 22
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That's possibly the most effort I've seen put into an FML comment before, well done sir!

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JosephKorso 15
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And a partridge in a pear tree.

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xx000o 27
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Other than that a relatively quiet night.

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SneezyBear 27
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Did anyone else find this difficult to sing? XD

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bornpatriot 11
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The Master has spoken

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GokuSS400 18
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Sir, you are a genius

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Tantien 8
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Legend. No more than that

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kre8iv 13
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Spring break goals tho

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born_hustla 26

You woke up with a story to tell...start from the beginning.

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