By Username - 03/05/2011 19:51 - United States

Today, I realized the only reason I chose to lose weight is that I can never cross the crosswalk fast enough. FML
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marijuanasmoker4 3

You could gain more weight, and just roll across the crosswalk.

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CateXOX 0

Unless a car is coming straight at them. Then it's probably better not to cross at all.

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krystina_gee 2

To be honest, it is pretty hard to cross in time because where I live the light also does change fast.

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Smilez12 0

lmfao jaja story of ur lyfee lol xD

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awardZu 0

That's the only reason you can think of to lose weight? Hit the gym, fatass. Get rid of the jelly doughnuts, and buy a treadmill.

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missmaryb 0

People are so digusting. How many years did it take to get to that point and you never saw it coming?

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rbubbles 20

how can you call someone you don't know and have never seen as "disgusting" for not being able to cross a road fast enough? don't assume how fat this person may be, for all we know he/she may be skinny but just unfit.

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imnotcraZ 0

u gotta run drills and hope u don't get hit!

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HellaFletcher 0

oh my god its that when you are crossing a road and the light says walk it goes back to green before she can get across

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skateking133 0

what is this I don't even...

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