By Henry - 06/02/2010 03:19 - United States

Today, I realized that the only food I have is four months' worth of nutrisystem food from when my parents went on the nutrisystem diet. I am not able to secure a job and buy my own food, so I have two choices: die of starvation or die of nasty nutrisystem food. FML
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newsgit 0

Two things: Get a Job: Get a job? You're telling him to get a job? NO ONE is hiring. No, not even McDonalds. Not even Walmart. Getting any job is not an easy thing to do. It also says in the OP that he "is not able to secure a job, meaning he tried and is probably trying. Read, motherfuckers. At least you have food: I HATE this card. When people say "be thankful for what you have, people in [insert 3rd world country] have it worse!" it just pissed me off. With that mindset, NO problem is big enough. Allow me to demonstrate Not a lot of food? Could be in Africa. In Africa? Could be dead. Got a sprained wrist? Could be a broken arm. Broken arm? Could be in a body cast. Body Cast? Could be in Africa. Yes, people are allowed to whine about their problems. They are problems. yes, some people have no shelter, and they should be helped, but someone whose got a problem such as eating nutrisystem for four months ahould be allowed to complain. It's not like you would take his place.

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boatkicker 4

There isn't a person in the US who doesn't have access to the internet. Why? Because there are libraries with computers and internet all over the country. Having access to the internet doesn't mean that you can't complain about something.

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haiko_fml 0

have some empathy ppl! what if this were you? I bet you'd be complaining to someone, so shush it!

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Tabbykat9698 0

You can get a BS job. it might not be good money but if you are starving then thats the way to go. Seriously go to a fast food place or something. Or the unemployment office.

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Yapanesedidwhat 0

enough money for internet but not for food... huh!

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xxmollyxx 25

The parents probably pay for it in the house, don't ya think?

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boatkicker 4

Libraries? Friends or neighbors with computers?

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hartattack4k 0

at least u have food so quit bitching, u pussy

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newsgit 0

Two things: Get a Job: Get a job? You're telling him to get a job? NO ONE is hiring. No, not even McDonalds. Not even Walmart. Getting any job is not an easy thing to do. It also says in the OP that he "is not able to secure a job, meaning he tried and is probably trying. Read, motherfuckers. At least you have food: I HATE this card. When people say "be thankful for what you have, people in [insert 3rd world country] have it worse!" it just pissed me off. With that mindset, NO problem is big enough. Allow me to demonstrate Not a lot of food? Could be in Africa. In Africa? Could be dead. Got a sprained wrist? Could be a broken arm. Broken arm? Could be in a body cast. Body Cast? Could be in Africa. Yes, people are allowed to whine about their problems. They are problems. yes, some people have no shelter, and they should be helped, but someone whose got a problem such as eating nutrisystem for four months ahould be allowed to complain. It's not like you would take his place.

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Kockdiesel 0

the military is hiring dumbass.

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newsgit 0

ah, well, there's that.

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mandy_Reeves 0

true true!!! I applied at Taco Bell and Mc donalds and all those places. They told my husband who applied also, that they are only hiring minors. Apparently as a medical billing specialist I am over qualified. Yeah i had 6 years fast food experience through High school and College...but try to tell THEM that! I'm going to college now so...I'm doing a small bit better what with merit scholarships and stuff. Bachelors of social work here I come!

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Angela0526 0

I'm not sure where you are from but one can get a job at any fast food restaurant, Walmart, or other locations. I have personal experience with this fact working with the government. A lot of people would rather collect unemployment than work for minimum wage. Go to a TEMP SERVICE. They make money if you get hired......

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xerbrus 14

obviously you didnt work high enough up in the government of course they'd say that they lie to everyone but the temp service is a good idea IF there's one in your area

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clumsyninja13 21

Bull ships McDonald's and Walmart are hiring so is feral gas, Kmart, movies theaters, leons factory, woodys. You need to think before you type sh*t face

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Wlollpop 0

I would have clicked fyl, but right now 1337 people have clicked it.

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