By Henry - 06/02/2010 03:19 - United States

Today, I realized that the only food I have is four months' worth of nutrisystem food from when my parents went on the nutrisystem diet. I am not able to secure a job and buy my own food, so I have two choices: die of starvation or die of nasty nutrisystem food. FML
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newsgit 0

Two things: Get a Job: Get a job? You're telling him to get a job? NO ONE is hiring. No, not even McDonalds. Not even Walmart. Getting any job is not an easy thing to do. It also says in the OP that he "is not able to secure a job, meaning he tried and is probably trying. Read, motherfuckers. At least you have food: I HATE this card. When people say "be thankful for what you have, people in [insert 3rd world country] have it worse!" it just pissed me off. With that mindset, NO problem is big enough. Allow me to demonstrate Not a lot of food? Could be in Africa. In Africa? Could be dead. Got a sprained wrist? Could be a broken arm. Broken arm? Could be in a body cast. Body Cast? Could be in Africa. Yes, people are allowed to whine about their problems. They are problems. yes, some people have no shelter, and they should be helped, but someone whose got a problem such as eating nutrisystem for four months ahould be allowed to complain. It's not like you would take his place.

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boatkicker 4

There isn't a person in the US who doesn't have access to the internet. Why? Because there are libraries with computers and internet all over the country. Having access to the internet doesn't mean that you can't complain about something.

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vega_82 0

Dude, nutisystem food actually tastes pretty good, is what I have heard from a couple different people. Just eat it...you've got four months worth of food, you should be counting your blessings. Just don't eat it all in one month.

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ButtNekked 0

^ Amen, I personally like the Nature Valley bars

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allysonrigby 4

don't feed the troll

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mercedeslove 0

at least you'll look good. also fast places aren't always hiring. Before I had problems with this tumor (yay for it being removed Monday) The places around me had no openings because SOOOOOOOOO many people need jobs right now. The FF places are the first one they are going too. Hoping once I am well again there will be some openings. I can gain the weight back.

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LOLomgWTF 0

Boo fuckity who! Think about all of the starving kids in different countries whenever you whine about what you're gonna eat for 4 bloody months. They would LOVE to eat that!

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hjordis 2

Agreed. We have rice, bread, and cheese at our house, and no way to get anything else until my dad gets paid. I'm glad we have at least that much, so I can eat every day.

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newsgit 0

so i take it you would have NO problem switching places with the OP. He's allowed to complain.

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mzhonesty 0

I was put on that diet when I was younger. Their chocolate even tasted nasty. Glad I got a clue and just started exercising more. :

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blastvortex 3

You can't get a job at all? Or did you really mean that there aren't any jobs that you would be willing to work which are either available to you or that you are capable of performing? Somehow, I have my doubts that it's the former.

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boatkicker 4

It depends on what qualifications they have. If they don't have anything more than a high school diploma, and no previous work experience, they might not be able to find anything at all. I've applied to every fast food, supermarket, retail, janitor and secretary positions at a bunch of places, restaurants, construction companies.... I can't think of anywhere else to go. The few jobs I have found being advertised require a license, but that costs money too.... besides, I don't have a car anyways.

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Comentator 0

Or get your ass up and get a f ing job. McDonalds is always hiring

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davidhasmorefun 0

notice I said former. just throwing that out there. what are you? the defender of fat people?

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