By Henry - 06/02/2010 03:19 - United States

Today, I realized that the only food I have is four months' worth of nutrisystem food from when my parents went on the nutrisystem diet. I am not able to secure a job and buy my own food, so I have two choices: die of starvation or die of nasty nutrisystem food. FML
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newsgit 0

Two things: Get a Job: Get a job? You're telling him to get a job? NO ONE is hiring. No, not even McDonalds. Not even Walmart. Getting any job is not an easy thing to do. It also says in the OP that he "is not able to secure a job, meaning he tried and is probably trying. Read, motherfuckers. At least you have food: I HATE this card. When people say "be thankful for what you have, people in [insert 3rd world country] have it worse!" it just pissed me off. With that mindset, NO problem is big enough. Allow me to demonstrate Not a lot of food? Could be in Africa. In Africa? Could be dead. Got a sprained wrist? Could be a broken arm. Broken arm? Could be in a body cast. Body Cast? Could be in Africa. Yes, people are allowed to whine about their problems. They are problems. yes, some people have no shelter, and they should be helped, but someone whose got a problem such as eating nutrisystem for four months ahould be allowed to complain. It's not like you would take his place.

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boatkicker 4

There isn't a person in the US who doesn't have access to the internet. Why? Because there are libraries with computers and internet all over the country. Having access to the internet doesn't mean that you can't complain about something.

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Kockdiesel 0

choice 3...get a ******* job, the military is hiring!

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XR6Falcon 0

you lazy ******! get a job and stop your whinging!

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xanniefiend420 0

maybe they don't wanna join the military and go halfway across the world and get shot at or blown up. but if you don't mind that then go for it

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Kockdiesel 0

you're an idiot too, I'm in the Air Force, I haven't left the country or got shot at.

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xanniefiend420 0

maybe your just a lucky ****** so lick it

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CleanSheets 0

david, you do know that you don't have to be fat to have eaten or tried diet foods, right?

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CleanSheets 0

If you hate the diet food so much then don't eat the shit. If you like living the I suggest you eat it. Look at the bright side, wether you starve or eat the diet food you're bound to lose some weight (: Oh yeah, do yourself a favor and get yourself a job. I have this amazing feeling that a job is gonna help the situation.

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ajthemistress 6

As many have said and I agree if you cannot find a job, you can always join the military. I almost did, but I have a liver condition in which they would not take me in the dept I wanted. If not, because you may have some other condition like mine, keep trying at getting a job. I am not sure if you state gives food stamps. But if they do, look into that. Or the closest salvation army gives food to people who are struggling. It is good stuff, i donate to them myself.

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The_DOOD 0

Fast food joints are always hiring, you lazy ****. Plus you'll be able to grub. Two birds, meet one stone.

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Kockdiesel 0

I'm a recruiter, you can bet that i'd hire you if you aren't all ****** up!

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