By Unfortunate - 08/10/2012 00:24 - United States - Bellevue

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Today, I realized that my life would make an excellent meme: Nerd girl goes to college, finally loses virginity; gets chlamydia. FML
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FMLKitten 15

At your age, you're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. Well don't, because if you do, you will develop chlamydia. And die.

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sushi314 12

You know they can clear that up with a pill, right? Quit writing FMLs and go see your doctor!

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furbyface711 9

Did someone fall for the "you don't need a condom your first time" line

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jboyajian86 1

At least you can get rid of it!

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blahmemeblah 3

Hey that can be cured. So don't feel so bad.

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aj94w 4

C'mon OP, gotta wrap it before you tap it.

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Austyn57 1

dam dat really sucks :/

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ruthlessmofo 0

Awwwww sorry OP. It's not your fault. Std rates are rapidly increasing. Just get the best treatment you can and tell all your other partners. Ooooohh forget the second part. :P

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CreepInTheCorner 11

Ah, the typical movie.

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