By Unfortunate - 08/10/2012 00:24 - United States - Bellevue

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Today, I realized that my life would make an excellent meme: Nerd girl goes to college, finally loses virginity; gets chlamydia. FML
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FMLKitten 15

At your age, you're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. Well don't, because if you do, you will develop chlamydia. And die.

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onerandomtask 14

every college that isnt a religious one hands out condoms for free..use them

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challan 19

I'm proud to be a nerd, and I take offense at you calling yourself one. See... We're smart enough not to let things like this happen. Make sure your partner is healthy, OP. Your body is a gift, make sure he deserves it.

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donut_gurl 8

that's why you don't just have sex with random strangers.YDI

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Greggums 2

Has sex for the first time. Gets chlamydia.

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xrawritsashleyx 11

YDI for sleeping around assuming that's what you did. If this guy that gave you chlamydia was your boyfriend then you should have asked him to get tested. If it was a one night stand kind of thing then sorry YDI

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halestorm911 0

You totally deserved it! Maybe next time you'll be a little smarter, eh?

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1R1X0X0 10

You're not sympathic to me because you call yourself a nerd. Probably you only play games like WoW and have fat glasses. That's totally everything it requires to call himself a nerd, not. YDI for not using enough protection or consodering possible dangers like a STD.

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clegg7c 17

Well at least it's curable. Expensive but you can get rid of it.

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