By Unfortunate - 08/10/2012 00:24 - United States - Bellevue

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Today, I realized that my life would make an excellent meme: Nerd girl goes to college, finally loses virginity; gets chlamydia. FML
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FMLKitten 15

At your age, you're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. Well don't, because if you do, you will develop chlamydia. And die.

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TcheQ 12

YDI for not using protection

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ballerinaaub 17

Make sure you touch her moms boobs, she just got them done!

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Bladeofarzeal 6

Case of bad luck brian! Also bareback is the way to go :')

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militarybrat 21

YDI for not using a condom. I wasnt allowed to take sex ed growing up and even *I* knew that....

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That_girlfox 2

The saddest part about this FML is that my college actually uses a story excatlly like that to get us to remember a list of mother sauces. is you name beth by chance?

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