By Unfortunate - 08/10/2012 00:24 - United States - Bellevue

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Today, I realized that my life would make an excellent meme: Nerd girl goes to college, finally loses virginity; gets chlamydia. FML
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FMLKitten 15

At your age, you're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. Well don't, because if you do, you will develop chlamydia. And die.

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ultra_notorious 26

I would have taken your virginity and only given you a creampie!

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Fisheyedfool7 2

Eh, take a z-pack and you're good to go. Rinse, wash, repeat. It's college. Buy some damn rubbers next time!

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lissajean87 0

you're a nerd and didn't have the sense to wear a condom. I don't think i need to say anymore than that.

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Whiteheart55 8

Learn who the hell your haveing sex with.

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ElishaisSexy2016 9

Sounds like something from Easy A. I love that movie :)

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hadrian2012 2

Don't be so silly no girl should have to use a condom her first time but she should be smart enought to avoid the town bike

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Arch27 27

I feel sorry for you, OP. I had a roommate in college that had something similar happen to him. After a year of chasing a girl he finally got lucky one night, only to get syphilis. It was the first and last time (through out our college years) he even bothered trying to get a girl.

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marcsyo 11

Don't be silly, no one wants to hear your life on a meme.

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MisterMuffinz 13

*Bad Luck Brian* But that'd be a lame one anyway.

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