Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that I have been playing a little too much...

By Laughluv - 02/01/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I realized that I have been playing a little too much Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. I realized this when I was watching a youtube video and there was someone walking in the background who I impulsively tried to gun down and kill by moving my mouse over him and clicking repeatedly. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 17:55 - United States

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

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You deserved it 56 110

By Tomb Raider Wannabe - 18/02/2014 01:57 - Australia - Premer

Today, I was feeling really good about myself for running and walking everywhere so much so that I was out of breath and panting. Well, until I remembered that I was playing a video game and it was my character that was doing the running around that is. FML

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You deserved it 43 903

By bieberyoulittleSHIT - 31/08/2012 19:20 - United Kingdom - Goole

Today, I was playing some CoD online, when I realised I'd started humming an annoyingly catchy Bieber tune. Before I could come to my senses and pull out my mic, a bunch of my teammates started sarcastically singing along. FML

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By kumbuck3t15 - 29/07/2012 20:20 - Mexico - Distrito Federal

Today, I decided I need to get a life. I reached this epiphany when I failed to take notice of my friend calling me, until he started calling out my Xbox gamertag. FML

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Pro gamer move

By Anonymous - 28/11/2020 07:04 - France

Today, I wanted to play Among Us for a little distraction. I ended up having a panic attack. FML

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You deserved it 235

By YoshiSqu4d - 22/05/2019 04:00

Today, my father told me I was becoming violent because of the video games I play. I was playing Minecraft. FML

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You deserved it 209

By JJ - 03/10/2015 07:42 - United States - Irwin

Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML

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By notsofriendly - 06/11/2014 20:15 - United States - Austin

Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML

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You deserved it 7 806

Rock n roll

By theskippster - 30/05/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second, looked back down, and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML

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You deserved it 65 931

By john r.t. - 10/11/2012 00:30 - United States - Eagle Pass

Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

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Saturday 2 January 2010 13:08

Hmmm... from that information, I'm betting you're normally a sniper.

MissOriginal 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:17

Im still waiting for the FML.....

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CrazyAssStories 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:23

lol missoriginal that is the best part :)

MASTERCHIEF2434 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:25

Ok lol but that isnt in FML

dinoesrcool 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:34

get a. life

Snazaza 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:35

when you click any spot on a youtube video it pauses...

brenkite 5

Monday 31 October 2011 4:36

Congratulations?

J4cks0n 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:48

I don't believe this!

aussie827 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 13:01

Well, I just got off mw 2 for getting 3 tactical nukes in a row, FML

figro58 2

Saturday 2 January 2010 22:05

It's ok i got three nukes in a row also :)

null_fml 11

Saturday 2 January 2010 13:08

Hmmm... from that information, I'm betting you're normally a sniper.

rjrudman 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 13:15

Maybe you should make your #1 priority learning how to type a coherent sentence, instead of just smashing the keyboard and hoping for the best.

rolaimss 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 13:30

I hate that game my bfs addicted to it

JulzKay 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 22:04

Haha, I'm a girl, and I play it more than my b/f does. =P

sweetbiotch88 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 13:34

hahhaha fml comment battles are the shittttt nukkkkkka

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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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Today, it's my birthday, and I had one to many and my best friend and my boyfriend had to take me home. We went back to my apartment and all squeezed together in my bed. During the night I got sick and spent the rest of the night on the bathroom floor. Later I found out that they'd fucked in my bed. FML

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Today, after already living with two wasps' nests, as well as gnats that plague our flower pots, we've also discovered moths in our pantry, who've ruined all of the food. FML

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Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML

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Today, I got in a minor car accident because my mom had to check how many likes her last photo on Instagram had while driving. FML

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Today, my mother-in-law called me selfish, lazy and a bad mother for giving my kids chores, like picking up toys and shoes. When we got married, my husband didn’t even know how to load a dishwasher or run a load of laundry. According to her, a "real mother" waits on her family hand and foot. Yeah, OK. FML

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Today, while working the register, a known mentally-unstable man approached me. He ended up telling me that the Statue of Liberty is sexist and a screw-up by Washington. When I told him that the French made it, he told me to shut up and complained to my manager. He knows me by name now. FML

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Today, I pulled up to an intersection behind a car waiting to turn left and we missed a whole set of lights. As I was getting frustrated that they weren’t going when the light was green, I realised I was waiting behind a parked car. FML

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Same thing different taste

Pro gamer move

Rock n roll

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