Today, I realized that I have been playing a little too much Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. I realized this when I was watching a youtube video and there was someone walking in the background who I impulsively tried to gun down and kill by moving my mouse over him and clicking repeatedly. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML
Today, I was feeling really good about myself for running and walking everywhere so much so that I was out of breath and panting. Well, until I remembered that I was playing a video game and it was my character that was doing the running around that is. FML
Today, I was playing some CoD online, when I realised I'd started humming an annoyingly catchy Bieber tune. Before I could come to my senses and pull out my mic, a bunch of my teammates started sarcastically singing along. FML
Today, I decided I need to get a life. I reached this epiphany when I failed to take notice of my friend calling me, until he started calling out my Xbox gamertag. FML
Today, I wanted to play Among Us for a little distraction. I ended up having a panic attack. FML
Today, my father told me I was becoming violent because of the video games I play. I was playing Minecraft. FML
Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML
Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML
Today, I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second, looked back down, and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
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null_fml 11
Hmmm... from that information, I'm betting you're normally a sniper.
MissOriginal 0
Im still waiting for the FML.....
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Comments (153)
DrIBslacking 0
wow let me guess xbox live
i_love_germany 0
i think i love you
lemony_fml 0
Am I the only one that can't see the spelling mistakes in this FML?
TheLetterZero 7
They were edited out.
Tozi_fml 0
get a life.
blu27 0
if you clicked on it, it would have paused the video.
effedupyoh 0
get a job, or better yet, get a girlfriend!
DippinGrizzly907 27
Ahaha, get a girlfriend... Do you honestly think he has a chance of completing that objective?
JManHobbs 0
I've done similar. Back when I played Call of Duty 4 if someone came round a corner quickly in real life I'd be reaching for my mouse. But hey that's what conditioning does to you and a few days with no playing easily broke it.
Voltage_fml 0
i play on ps3 so id just stab em!
lovingamylea 0
well hate to tell you this, but you kinda look like the idiot now. sorry!
GanjAxZermA 0
dude get a life.. like come on I like video games and everything but don't play " a little too much"