Today, I realized that I have been playing a little too much Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. I realized this when I was watching a youtube video and there was someone walking in the background who I impulsively tried to gun down and kill by moving my mouse over him and clicking repeatedly. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML
Today, I was feeling really good about myself for running and walking everywhere so much so that I was out of breath and panting. Well, until I remembered that I was playing a video game and it was my character that was doing the running around that is. FML
Today, I was playing some CoD online, when I realised I'd started humming an annoyingly catchy Bieber tune. Before I could come to my senses and pull out my mic, a bunch of my teammates started sarcastically singing along. FML
Today, I decided I need to get a life. I reached this epiphany when I failed to take notice of my friend calling me, until he started calling out my Xbox gamertag. FML
Today, I wanted to play Among Us for a little distraction. I ended up having a panic attack. FML
Today, my father told me I was becoming violent because of the video games I play. I was playing Minecraft. FML
Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML
Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML
Today, I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second, looked back down, and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
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null_fml 11
Hmmm... from that information, I'm betting you're normally a sniper.
MissOriginal 0
Im still waiting for the FML.....
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sophiaaross 0
get a life
HWR924 0
wont that pause the video not only will it pause the video but if it was repeatedly it would toggle the fullscreen
alewares 0
You are stupid.
alewares 0
The funny part is you keep going back to the idea of ignoring all the replies, but you don't have enough willpower to prevent you from typing one idiotic response after another.
Sophie_a7x 0
xD Nice job. Baaad medium to play it on though. XBOX 360 FTW
bronx819 4
Do you play on the PS3? Add me and I'll kick your ass >:D
scuba113 2
lol that's funny
FMLiswhatisay 0
I like the part where you have to go into the airport and just shoot everyone, but it was effed up when they shot you in the end of that level.
J0yce 0
I'm sure you would've gotten a headshot.
buuurrr 0
ive done this