Today, I realized that I have been playing a little too much Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. I realized this when I was watching a youtube video and there was someone walking in the background who I impulsively tried to gun down and kill by moving my mouse over him and clicking repeatedly. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML
Today, I was feeling really good about myself for running and walking everywhere so much so that I was out of breath and panting. Well, until I remembered that I was playing a video game and it was my character that was doing the running around that is. FML
Today, I was playing some CoD online, when I realised I'd started humming an annoyingly catchy Bieber tune. Before I could come to my senses and pull out my mic, a bunch of my teammates started sarcastically singing along. FML
Today, I decided I need to get a life. I reached this epiphany when I failed to take notice of my friend calling me, until he started calling out my Xbox gamertag. FML
Today, I wanted to play Among Us for a little distraction. I ended up having a panic attack. FML
Today, my father told me I was becoming violent because of the video games I play. I was playing Minecraft. FML
Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML
Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML
Today, I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second, looked back down, and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
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null_fml 11
Hmmm... from that information, I'm betting you're normally a sniper.
MissOriginal 0
Im still waiting for the FML.....
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Comments (153)
hXcsoccerplaya 0
hahaha I've done this before cause of halo 2. I sat down to eat and in the corners of my vision I saw press A to dual-wield guns (bumper jumper, for all you who know what I'm talking about). ;-)
bostonfan 0
hey its a pretty good game. yeah but you might want to get out of the house or something thats kinda weird
SweetPotatoVines 0
Stop playing it then? Jesus christ, you people. MW2 isn't that good anyway.
bitched 0
thts fukin funni
ryan007665 0
YDI for not using the M16 with bling, stopping power, and steady aim.
lindseyh 0
YDI for being a PC gamer.
ryan007665 0
YDI for not using the M16 with bling (ACOG and Extended Mags), steady aim, and stopping power.
teamjustin 0
how is this a fml???
alexandralb2 0
I have no idea what he said I can't understand that
FUmissdaisy 0
ha tell me I do the same thing whenever I'm walking around my house or outbin public hahaha