Today, I realized that I have been playing a little too much Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. I realized this when I was watching a youtube video and there was someone walking in the background who I impulsively tried to gun down and kill by moving my mouse over him and clicking repeatedly. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML
Today, I was feeling really good about myself for running and walking everywhere so much so that I was out of breath and panting. Well, until I remembered that I was playing a video game and it was my character that was doing the running around that is. FML
Today, I was playing some CoD online, when I realised I'd started humming an annoyingly catchy Bieber tune. Before I could come to my senses and pull out my mic, a bunch of my teammates started sarcastically singing along. FML
Today, I decided I need to get a life. I reached this epiphany when I failed to take notice of my friend calling me, until he started calling out my Xbox gamertag. FML
Today, I wanted to play Among Us for a little distraction. I ended up having a panic attack. FML
Today, my father told me I was becoming violent because of the video games I play. I was playing Minecraft. FML
Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML
Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML
Today, I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second, looked back down, and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
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null_fml 11
Hmmm... from that information, I'm betting you're normally a sniper.
MissOriginal 0
Im still waiting for the FML.....
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Comments (153)
Soccerguy_63 0
You can never play "too much Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2"
sublime93 0
Lol everyone has done something similar. When my boss rounded the corner and surprised me I almost shanked her. But I didn't.
tisiphone_fml 0
Every gamer has done this... ever stared at a game for a few hours and then started dreaming about it as you were falling asleep? Its sort of weird when all your sleepy mental images are in directx. This is a MLIA, not a FML. :)
Omnigeek6 1
Sorry, but this is an MLIA, not an FML.
CamillaSandwich 0
Don't worry, I tried to "gun down" a guy at the taco bell drive-thru at midnight.
pwetzel 0
at #81, too much ****? lol jk
callofgeorge 0
lol. sad but I've done this too. mw2 is great.
mina_8 0
I hope you don't start doing this to people who you see from far away out your window, too, or anything.
Tigg3r 3
XD this made me laugh so frikken hard.
Ninjaface 0
Actually, you haven't been playing enough, otherwise you'd know that in CoD you only have to click once with most weapons.
daniel1_1 13
look dude, call of duty is amazing and i did that once too. I AM NOT A NERD. its the only game i have by the way.......