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Halo fan?
Oh shit, my Nerdy Fucktard'o'Meter just exploded. Seriously, you're having a pissing match over VIDEO GAMES? Step out of the basement once in a while, folks.
I was under the impression that there was a lot of crossover between Halo and CoD fans, but what would a RPG player like me know?
6th prestige eh? I got laid last night!
I saw this coming from a mile away. Boygenius and everyone else arguing- Nobody gives a shit about your loyalties, level-ups and prestige levels on Halo or COD. It's cute you have a hardcore connection, and I'm sure the company LOVES your loyalty to their products, but keep the fanboy-induced bullshit off of FML.
Does it make me a bad person that I don't understand a single word of this entire thread?
Nah, but it dates you by a couple decades. ;)
No, DocBastard, it just makes you a boring adult. I suggest you try battlefield 3, perhaps? Or if you're confused, search gameplay for each game on YouTube.
54- I suggest you try putting down the controller and get a job, maybe one saving people's lives or something. ****, I don't know, making something of yourself isn't for everyone, I guess.
59-Lol the guy's 17, he should probably just drop out of high school and start searching for the cure for cancer. Seriously? You're going to get pissed at someone for making a suggestion about video games, on a thread of comments where the topic of discussion has primarily been video games? Get off your high horse buddy.
I play neopets.
62- I graduated at 17. He's just saying kids/teenagers spend a lot of time overly concerned about video games, and not actually applying themselves. Not to say that video games will get you nowhere, but you do gotta admit a lot of kids just don't give a shit any more
At least this isn't an Xbox vs. PS3 argument :/
CoD and Bieber have always been correlated. Everyone was just waiting for some one to admit it.
OP: BABY BABY BABY OHH! *Echoes: BABY BABY OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH Ahahahahaha! what a dick!
I have no idea what's going on in this thread. Then again, it's probably because I'm more of an adventurer than a shooter.
*grabs popcorn*
36, I play COD with the boyfriend. Being good at what you play definitely doesn't mean you can't get laid. You just need to find a good life balance. Or a partner who is a gamer, too ;)
His friends deserve it too if they started singing along, so don't feel bad OP.
59-you're ignorance stabs at my soul. I'm a gamer, and I have been one since I was little. This does not make me someone who lives in the basement of my parents house eating Cheetos all day. In fact, I am a full time college student, and I have a full time job. Games do not make someone a basement dweller. Thanks for the stereotype!!!
Well, firstly, the word you were looking for is "your". Secondly, my comment was aimed at the sad, SAD little children having an internet catfight over which game is better. Those guys are the real "nerds". By the way, I'm a gamer too, so yeah.
What's the point of criticizing people for what they like? Don't you have anything better to do?
I enjoy the occasional game of scrabble.
Screw military FPS games, Borderlands, Metroid Prime, Bioshock and such are where it's at.
Idk what's worse...the fact that you like JB or the fact that you play CoD.
This is the most interesting thread of comments I've seen for a LONG time.
K:DR Doesn't prove anything, just play type.
I prefer COD and some good sports games but then again I have never played halo or most of the games brought up in this thread
My KDR is nobody.givesafuck
...Skyrim, anyone?
100, thank you for bringing up the mass effect series, they are by far the best in this thread, with skyrim running 2nd, and battlefield 3 in close third. Although, if we bring in computer games, minecraft has 2nd no problem. The end!
World of Warcraft has a better community than CoD and it looks different every expansion
Really? No mention of RTS games here? Come on, Starcraft 2 anyone? Or Fall of the Samurai? How about Wargame?
Seriously? Grow the balls up. THEY ARE VIDEO GAMES! I play like any kind of game. Does it even matter? Everyone has their own opinion.
Battlefield is so much better than COD
I like both CoD AND Halo. Win. :3
I enjoy RPGs. No spawnkilling, teamkilling, or worrying about your KDR.
Step in. It seems you've already taken a few ass lessons.
I actully agree. Cod is overrated, plus its getting old.
Good point
I had sex twice last night! Enjoy your video games kiddies.
Very true. This one is definitely '**** Everyone's Lives' who is involved.
Oh. Ohhhhhhh oh. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh oh. Ohhhhhhhhh oh ohoh oh oh oh.
80- how many times have I told you not to get intimate while on the Internet?
That's a funny way of coming out of the closet
80) Stop jizzing on your keyboard.
OP, shame on you xD
*playing cod, running around shooting people Op: BABY BABYYY OHHHH
*Op loses a power up or ammo* Thought you'd always be mine...
Or: *OP is playing battlefield 3, plane gets shot and starts flaming* "AN I SAID OHH LORD JEEZUS IT'S A FAHR!" *ejects*
I am ashamed that you people even know a tiny morsal of his songs. -team members dies, stand over body and say over mic- "...I'd never let you go, I can take you places you ain't never been before."
I only know "Baby", and that's cause that shit gets stuck in your head. It's not a stupid song (well, the chorus is), it's just the fact that Justin Bieber sang it. His voice is annoying. I've seen people do amazing covers of that song.
The funny thing is, is your icon is of the Justin Bieber beats... The purple beats? Those are by Justin Bieber.
Halo all the way mates.
Don't start videogame war bullshit, please!
Here comes the huge video-game argument. Prepare.
Here comes the huge video-game argument. Prepare.
....0r into
Tetris FTW!!!!
Dig Dug owns all.
LEGOS MADAFAKAS
Skooma all the way. That shit gets you buzzing.
Your name says it all. "Mate"
129- And what's wrong with minecraft...?
I don't understand why everyone makes such a big deal about musicians they don't like. I mean, I don't care for particular music but I'm not going to bitch about other people who listen to it. To each his or her own, like what you like and **** anyone else who gives you shit for it!
I think having a video game interrupted by another player's off key rendition of ANY song would be pretty mock-worthy.
I misread "hummig" as "humping". Now your FML doesn't seem as bad
And THIS ***** your life how? Please do enlighten me.
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Personally, I am both a CoD fan and a Halo fan. They're both fun to play. But I'm going to have to say YDI.
Thank you.
Beiber and even the CoD playing I can let slide, to each their own. But gaming with an open mic? You sir are an inexcusable douche.
I play cod with a mic. But I help people by telling them if someone's camping or something. So I guess I'm a douche. :(
I have a switch that turns the mic on or off. And my mic sensitivity is on 3 (1 being the lowest and 5 being the highest). But I get what you're saying. Like those prepubescent kids who have a terrible mic with a sensitivity of 5. Yelling out "****!" every time they die. It gets annoying as shit. But instead of telling them to STFU, I just mute them. Simple as that.
27- Glad you cleared that one up.
I played Halo and heard someone jacking off because they didn't turn their mic off. God it was gross!
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Wow. Easy YDI, you know a Justin Bieber song AND you were playing Call of Duty.
*playing cod, running around shooting people Op: BABY BABYYY OHHHH