Today, I realized that I have been playing a little too much Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. I realized this when I was watching a youtube video and there was someone walking in the background who I impulsively tried to gun down and kill by moving my mouse over him and clicking repeatedly. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML
Today, I was feeling really good about myself for running and walking everywhere so much so that I was out of breath and panting. Well, until I remembered that I was playing a video game and it was my character that was doing the running around that is. FML
Today, I was playing some CoD online, when I realised I'd started humming an annoyingly catchy Bieber tune. Before I could come to my senses and pull out my mic, a bunch of my teammates started sarcastically singing along. FML
Today, I decided I need to get a life. I reached this epiphany when I failed to take notice of my friend calling me, until he started calling out my Xbox gamertag. FML
Today, I wanted to play Among Us for a little distraction. I ended up having a panic attack. FML
Today, my father told me I was becoming violent because of the video games I play. I was playing Minecraft. FML
Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML
Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML
Today, I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second, looked back down, and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
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null_fml 11
Hmmm... from that information, I'm betting you're normally a sniper.
MissOriginal 0
Im still waiting for the FML.....
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Comments (153)
FritoLovesYou 0
If you got this game on PC, you're a traitor to the PC community.
zaphilia 0
*whispers* Guess what? There's this button you click when you wanna reply to a specific person. It's labeled "reply." ;)
zaphilia 0
Crap. My computer screwed up and didn't let me reply to #32. -.-
dangletsbang21 0
I think someone needs to get a life :) preferably soon.
yasmeenjonasx3 0
I hate that ******* game. My little brother and my ex play with each other all the ******* time.
dspadres 0
So if they play with each other why do you hate the game? Get it? It's a pedo joke.
DippinGrizzly907 27
If you have to utter the words "get it?" or explain the joke you need to get new material...
fifafan626 0
uhh he did spell coherent right
HelloDarlingg 0
Loooooooooooooooooser. I hate that game with a passion:)
Dante15 3
If you're a person who plays COD you fail as a gamer.
JulzKay 0
Not if you've been playing Call of Duty since BEFORE Modern Warfare! >_< I hate all these lame kids who brag about MW2 being "Da Shit" or whatever, yet have never played any of the earlier games! I remember buying my ex Call of Duty 2 (or 3?) for Christmas, years ago, and playing it as well!
CrazyAssStories 0
YDI. Not because you are a lazy piece of crap addicted to COD..Because I am too...so YDI cause you decided to write about it... Your Life Does Not Suck
CrazyAssStories 0
My girlfriend has the COD plague too :|
ilg4evr 0
lol next you'll be holding down the mouse button in order to sprint through slow web pages...