Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
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Today, I found my missing wedding band inside my 2-year old's pull up. It was accompanied by two coins, a Hot Wheels car, a pebble, and a dead bug. FML
Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter came home from school, saying she had gotten engaged and was wearing a ring. It looked real. Later that night, I got a call saying that their son had given my daughter his grandma's engagement ring. My daughter actually said no to the engagement, but still took the ring, FML
Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
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plethora 3
Try keeping it in a safe place. Or wearing it.
DownUndah 0
YES!!!!!! THATS BRILLIANT!!!!!!
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Comments (266)
rxc_fml 0
your fault for taking it off
rxc_fml 0
that aint an fml. you just have a sweet kid. aint many of those anymore. so congratulations you did something right. now just teach em not to touch things that arent his.
jaybear92 0
I wouldn't call that an FML I would call that boy a genius!
johncarterer93 0
awww! that is so cute! I remember a kid doing the same thing to me in grade 1!
little_metalbear 0
genious! it sucks, but ydi for not wearing your ring ;)
AmericanRedcoat 6
So cute! bad boy! :)
Bobby64 29
If you ended up getting it back, then this is just flat-out cute. :)
xFullMoonHeartx 7
Why did you take it off?
Anglwrfish 17
Adorable. Your kid is gonna grow up to be the cutest cleptomaniac ever.
javierb88 3
That's beautiful! Nothing a little lecture and a talk with the other parents can't fix.